Every Joke Made at Britt Reid’s Expense During the DFO Super Bowl Liveblog

As many of you know, Britt Reid was arrested on suspicion of driving while impaired last Thursday after he collided with two cars that were stopped on a freeway entrance ramp.  One of the cars contained two children, ages 4 and 5.  The five year-old remains in critical condition after suffering life-threatening injuries.  We’re not much for “thoughts and prayers” here at DFO – we mostly just make jokes – so many of the commentists, led by co-MVPs Horatio Cornblower and Mr. Ayo saw fit to remind the world just how much of an irredeemable piece of shit Britt Reid happens to be while the world watched the Tampa Bay Buccaneers absolutely humiliate the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Anyhow, here are all the jokes.  Sorry if I missed any, there were a TON.