Your Canadian HoUliday Weekend Open Thread – Sunday Edition

It’s Day Two of the three-day Victoria Day weekend up here in Canada.

Reminder – Leonard Cohen is hippier dogshit than The Doors.

We are a bit hampered here in BC because the “circuit breaker” closures for the third-wave mean that all indoor dining is still off-limits until Tuesday. Movie theatres are still closed. All of the “no money fun” locations like parks & mountains are off-limits because they either were packed with idiots yesterday, being chased & bit by bears, or wandered away from their hiking partner and fell into a ravine & died. Fortunately, today we are having to make do with the benefits nature has to offer.

Of fucking course.

It wouldn’t be a holiday weekend without a little rain. So we are stuck inside doing chores. WHAT FUN! Instead of focusing on the usual spots, WineWife has decided to do a deep clean and go places she hasn’t looked in a few years. Great! Now all my hiding spots have been discovered, so the things I don’t want to throw away now have to be relocated to new spots I anticipate won’t be discovered until the next time we have to go through this ordeal.

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Boston at Washington – 7:00pm | USA / Sportsnet1
    • Game 5 – Bruins up 3-1
  • Edmonton at Winnipeg – 7:30pm | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Game 3 – Jets up 2-0; Wakezilla‘s blood pressure up 20 points
• NBA:
  • Hawks at Knicks – 7:00pm | TNT / TSN
    Memphis at Utah – 9:30pm | TNT / TSN
• MLB:
  • Cubs at Cardinals – 7:00pm | ESPN / TSN5

Kick back & enjoy, my compatriots.