Boy, do I need weekend liquor something fierce.
Free agency: not much to report or follow after today. But:
- In an attempt to prove Bleacher Report correct, the Browns released Karlos Dansby and Dwayne Bowe.
- Chris Long chose the darkness over the light, and signed with the Patriots.
- Casey Hayward left the Packers to go jackin’ it in San Diego
Politics:
- Rubio is out; his delegates are free to follow whomever. As my grandpappy might’ve said if he wasn’t so Canadian, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!”
- I didn’t realize until last night he’s also not running for re-election as Senator. Oof; that’s a terrible sound chamber he lived in.
- Kasich won Ohio, strengthening his bona fides as a VP pick.
- I got the feeling Hillary wanted to tell Bernie in her speech, “Okay Grandpa, that’s enough. Go home.” But she was too busy trying to get people to forget her AIDS/Reagan snafu to be bothered starting another war.
- On the same day Trump says he won’t debate in SLC on FOX next Monday, he openly postulates about riots in Cleveland if the GOP establishment tries to force a brokered convention. It would have been the 13th debate, but they stopped being fun once his main punching bags dropped out. With pequeno Marco gone, he figured, ‘why bother?’
The games that aren’t lames! (All times eastern)
NCAA: Play-in day #2
- Holy Cross vs Southern – 6:40
- Tulsa vs Michigan – 9:10 (or 30 minutes after the end of the first game)
I enjoyed TruTV’s twitter feed making fun of the people making fun of their network. SENTIENCE!
NHL: (6 games total)
- Flyers @ Blackhawks – 8:00
- Rangers @ Ducks – 10:30
NBA: (9 games total)
- Thunder @ Celtics – 7:00
- Mavs @ Cavs – 7:00
- Clippers @ Rockets – 9:30
- Knicks @ Warriors – 10:30
Remember, ONE MORE SLEEP!
Oregon Ducks have two prominent Canadians, which plays to my nationalism and their google search of their women is pretty awesome? Marc Trestman’s windowless van would be proud of this tournament winner pick.
I would like to call Oregon State … ahem … Beaver, Kendra Sunderland for rebuttal.
They’re making a Rush Hour TV show? Good fucking god…
It fits with the theme of a Drumpf dictatorship, so why not?
I mean, yeah, but…
We’re fucked.
Sit back and don’t allow them access to your precious bodily fluids.
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-03-2015/ePLqtX.gif
Welp, Drumpf does currently have 666 delegates. . . .
Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
About to enjoy some greens and a Guinness before watching Colbert. Gonna be a fun day tomorrow.
Might’ve been too angry/upbeat earlier, so let’s so things down and just enjoy the depression and/or opiates. Layne did.
Metallica’s Fade to Black is my go to Depressed song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpq7wn2YPYU
I prefer “Disposable Heroes,” or “Trapped Under Ice,” but, to each their own.
OK…I am out. If I’m gonna watch 12+ hours of basketball tomorrow (and you can bet your sweet ass I am), I need at least 3 hours of sleep.
‘Night dickholes.
https://media.riffsy.com/images/3b464b8277d7e35b946eac253ffbde46/raw
https://youtu.be/OCbuRA_D3KU
You’re the best. Damn thing wouldn’t embed for me.
Happy Irish Christmas, everyone! Off to bed; school night.
I’m liking this new 2016 name of the year bracket
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–60_Y-GZP–/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/u84poygxwredcchih4ws.jpg
#TeamDickTips
How Dick Tips was seeded as a 7-seed should be tried at The Hague.
Something tells me Dr. Kim Nazi was at the Hague trials
I’d like to see Rusty Justice take on Sweet Orefice.
/loser rides the hobo train out of town
Merry Irish Xmas from the West Coast everybody!
Wow…they float.
It’s a good thing.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f0ls7LDv1r1hbp3o1_500.gif
I reckon a motorboat of those would require 10 minutes in the quiet room for concussion protocol.
Mike Leach approves!
Seriously…each one is individually bigger than her head.
I apologize for saying this, but that’s just too much boob.
Doesn’t compute to me, but hey, there’s plenty out there.
http://www.newshustler.com/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/2fc63_irish-girls-12.jpg
Silly green hat….would bang.
Getting them that big with her size, she’d have to workout her back religiously to avoid major back pains.
It’s 3am in the goddamned morning.
I repeat my earlier profundity….YOU PEEPUHL ARE BAD INFLOONCES.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnnx9ZJxV1riqdmco1_500.jpg
Yeah, but what can you do?
http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah7ghxj6B1qzoglfo1_400.png
Running cars based on shit, Hulk’s shit, would be a great way to switch fuel technology. Marvel should run with something like that. Mutant shit can fuel transportation or something.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0r3zBHAk1qa1o5zo1_1280.png
Hulk methane could be alternative fuel source.
-Hulk
Radioactive methane; it burns cleaner.
Oregon’s leading scorer is a Mother Canucker? Shit, I need to go change my bracket and pick a new champ. . . . Oregon has two really good players who are Canadian!?! Go DUCKS!
We have the makings of a fantastic 2020 Olympic hoops team.
We should already be a powerhouse basketball nation. It boggles my mind that we aren’t.
Oh well, I just made my changes. Oregon Ducks all the way, BAY–BAY!
Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
-said no Canadian ever.
Well, except one.
No really, we have a lot of good athletes. We should be better at basketball.
That’s what we NCSU folk say every goddamned year.
Fair enough. The only sport other than basketball that we should be a powerhouse in, but, we suck at, is soccer.
I hope these motherfuckers are prosecuted and imprisoned. “GOP Politicians Planned And Participated In Key Aspects Of Refuge Occupation” http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-oregon-standoff-bundy-militia-news-updates/republican-gop-politicians-coalition-western-states/
Are they that competent?
I’m not entirely sure they’re legally competent, but I hate them that much that I’m all for executing these mental retards.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/e8b3595c341523652a0b3f281541e3c8/tumblr_mft3g3Qpae1qzcv7no1_500.jpg
Fuhrer Cruz would make this his intro song, completely missing the point/context.
http://57.media.tumblr.com/3e1a94e3ac699ce081de2fc2be43752c/tumblr_miw1czKlMc1qgwdgbo1_400.gif
In 2012 when Paul Ryan said he loved Rage because they speak to him about a lot of Conservative ideology, I was ready to put my head in the oven.
I can see both ends of the argument.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eezeW5N11qbo6afo1_500.jpg
I gotta watch Falling Down again….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8b3963VRW4
http://56.media.tumblr.com/1a7f1693af827dfba4cfbe24e1d7e8db/tumblr_mhxrceP8I11ql4x9do1_500.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73RM9gS7bU
…and now you’re gonna die with that stupid little hat on.
TSN (Canadian ESPN) has an anchor named Kate Bierness. When she first started at TSN 3 or 4 years ago, she looked pretty homely looking and had no personality. Now, she looks fantastic and has a wonderful personality. Kind of reminds me of Katie Nolan.
and here she is doing a before the tournament/after the first round joke pic
/swoon
http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luca55m3hj1qc1sduo1_500.jpg
How is her head as big as her torso?
HGH? She got svelte pretty fast.
http://i0.wp.com/vadamagazine.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/filth-is-my-life.gif
I think I saw her hanging around Celebrities
Divine Zombie!
http://56.media.tumblr.com/0ab166d5248cb2e02cab6fd1c29770de/tumblr_o3hh6c4CtO1r05hano1_1280.jpg
You can also get that at Celebrities.