Your Second NFL Sunday Football Open Thread

To The Games!

TEAM/Raiders:

This is the old “two teams headed in opposite directions” thingy. Though they upset the Cowboys on Thanksgiving, they had lost three straight previously, including thrashings by the Chiefs and Bengals. Heinicke has very slowly turned himself into a competent game manager and maybe a bit more at times. He’s posted a 5-1 TD/INT mark over the team’s recent three game win streak.

Jags/Rams:

It’s time for the Rams and their qb to get right after going winless in November and the Jags are here to help. To be fair, Stafford is trying to work his way through back, shoulder and elbow ouchies. The Jags have no choice but to commit even more to the run game given that Agnew and Arnold have joined the other receiving talent on IR.

Ravens/Steelers:

Ben just might throw the ball far afield today as the Ravens have given up more plays of 40 and 50+ yards than any team in the league. More importantly for fans that have held their nose and cheered for the Steelers lo these many years, this could very well be Ben’s last go-round.

Niners/Seahawks:

Didn’t these guys just play? Or maybe it’s just me, blurring all the NFC West’s games together.Do you start Wilson, hoping he gets it turned around or do you sit him and wait for the outburst, knowing you’ll be denied those points? I know if I had him I’d make the wrong choice. On t’udder side of the ball Jimmy G has flung his way to an 8 ypa number that is impressive even though it’s on a small number of throws, given how much Shanny Jr. loves to run.

Let’s do it again.

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WCS

/dumps Gatorade cooler on Princess Fiancé’s head
//is kicked out of Italy and Luxembourg
///does not care

King Hippo

I’d say you and Cider Robbie both earned a cigarette.

WCS

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Beerguyrob

How the fuck did they pull that goal line stand off? I was right here and can’t believe it.

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yeah right

What the hell Bodymore Murdahland?

yeah right

I mean I’m glad you shortened the game but still.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m ok with going for two there on the road but that team didn’t deserve to win anyway.

King Hippo

As I am typing now, the BAL defense was also gassed.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Does this mean we get a Fozz reacts reasonably post?

Beerguyrob

The only thing left to happen is a rouge.

Spur

So Dallas gets the Flags but not WTFs on a clear DPI

King Hippo

Nice play, John McCain’s illegitimate son!!

Spur

WTFs just got that FG in

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

CURSE YOU SHAN’KHOR WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

King Hippo

That’s an AWFUL timeout. Make Vegas take theirs!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Washington gains so far: 9, 4, 10, 12

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s pretty insulting that even though they are in their own half of the field and are losing with two minutes left to go, the [*Redacted] s are favored to win.

(they will win)

Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sigh. Even though the Raiders took the lead, I’m already dreading what will happen next (a drive by the Sex Traffickers that eats up the remaining clock and concludes with a field goal).

King Hippo

You think THAT is dread, imagine who you have to cheer for on SNF!

HINT – Donks WOO!!!!!

/we will lose by 3+ scores

rockingdog

Hahaha
All these afternoon games are Rocking!!!

King Hippo

well, 3 out of 4.

Mr. Ayo

More like Bospoor.

King Hippo

took me awhile to get that, but WORTH TEH EFFORT

Col. Duke LaCross

Nice kick. Jesus.