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The Green Room Slide

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Here’s your background music…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mOY2eWO2qw

 

geno-final GENO: ‘Uh ‘outs ‘aid I’d ‘oh ‘igh… (The scouts said I’d go high…)
kiper-final MEL: Automatic!
geno-final GENO: ‘ith ‘og’istle ‘anguage… (With dogwhistle language…)
nolan-final NOLAN: He’s athletic!
todd-final TODD: ♫ …trust…Mel Kiper… ♫
schefter-final ADAM: He’s prophetic!
berman-final BOOMER: [staccato] Geno’s movin’ downward, falling back-back-back-back-back-back, he’s-a-made-it-past-the-Vikings, we’ll SEE YOU TOMORROW!
meaghan-final MEAGHAN: You guys are still waiting?
lindy-final LINDY: It’s pathetic.
andy-final ANDY: Hungry hungry hungry.
meaghan-final MEAGHAN: Like, how’s Brady dealing?
lindy-final LINDY: Getting frantic.
andy-final ANDY: Hungry hungry hungry.
meaghan-final MEAGHAN: Wow, it’s getting late.
Hey, at least your hair looks great…
aaron-final AARON: ♫ So all those teams…
Who said they liked you well I guess they lied,
You’re gonna move, move, move,
Down on their draft boards and your hopes just died. ♫
crabtree-final MICHAEL: ♫ You’re stuck in front…
Of all those cameras and you wanna hide,
But I’ll teach you, teach you, teach you,
Just how to cope with the Green Room Slide… ♫

Repeat ad nauseum.

 

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Missed this yesterday (darn work!). This is beautiful, Rikki!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What the fuck? Why the hell does my browser keep scrolling when I’m not even touching anything? It’s weird, it’s like something in the comments is weighing it down.

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King Hippo

goddamnit RTD, it hurts my ear when I laugh

HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Very much an homage to this.

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Senor Weaselo

Am I the only one who doesn’t like the fact that the song and the dance don’t match up? There’s two extra steps.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“There’s two extra steps? Nah, fuck this.”

– Johnny Manziel, throwing up a pair of middle fingers as he saunters out of the New Life Recovery House

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Can we get a song for horrendous draft day busts?

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ArmedandHammered

https://youtu.be/177z7_mEt5s
I am JaWalrus….

See how I run for the pigs in a bun, see how I fry, “I’m brine’n”,
Eating all the cornflakes, waiting for the spam to come,
XXXxL T-shirts. Mega Taco Tuesday. Man you’ve been a hungry boy, you let your girth grow long…

And then all inspiration ran out (at least it is more athletic then him)

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ArmedandHammered

*than him* dammit

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That is beautiful.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

http://i41.tinypic.com/jv54xe.jpg

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Seriously. His highest accolade is “ALL-ACC Honorable Mention” and he’s drafted fucking 7th? No wonder Crabtree – a 2X Biletnikoff Winner – was laughing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At lest he’s still in the lieg.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Anonymous” pro scout “He smokes pot all the time, the gateway drug, don’t cha know.”

/drops

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blaxabbath

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laserguru

And with that selection the Vikings picked…

http://isportsweb.com/wp-content/uploads//2015/10/USATSI_8870153.jpg

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Beerguyrob

All told, that was a pretty good switch.

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