Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.


This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:

The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing [in bed].
Walt Disney.

kinda creepy with him running a theme park and all.


As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post. Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


Youngest right is well on her way to the next big thing. She’s not quite doing the impossible entire state of California from South to North but she’s giving it a hell of a go. She left San Diego this morning, stopped just outside of Bakersfield, had dinner at Pier 39 in San Francisco and is now driving to Redding. I rented her a room for the night and there’s free breakfast for her and littlest right in the morning. Then it’s 10 hours to Seattle tomorrow.

You want to test your fucking nerves as a parent?

She’s got 4 nights at an Airbnb in Seattle then she moves into her new pad and new career at The MotherShip in Redmond Washington.

Show then who’s boss kid. You got this shit.
yeah right



Don T


I believe this makes both Jeff Fisher and BOSS TODD 0-2 [ after week 2 in the USFL].

On a separate topic, The Pickle is a great name for a car and a penis. Since it was a Pinto, did you ever have anal sex in it or was it just too dangerous?
ballsofsteelandfury


WCS, watching UEFA Semis: “Well, that was quick.”

Princess: (disappointed scowl)
WCS

What’s she complaining about? Marital relations with royalty is about producing heirs, not orgasms.
Horatio Cornblower

(the problem is, WCS’s spawn will not be inbred…no Hapsburg Jaw means no title)
SonOfSpam

“This kid isn’t a hemophiliac! The people will never accept him!!”
Horatio Cornblower

Royal families should all be pro-union since they can’t abide scabs.
SonOfSpam


Sometimes, the change, it is sudden.
King Hippo

My wife, having another hot flash
Horatio Cornblower


I ordered a roll of bubblewrap and it arrived today.

It came packaged with bubblewrap so that the real bubblewrap wouldn’t be damaged during shipping.

Brick Meathook


I just got back from Von’s, amongst my expensive groceries (557 bucks, American, what the infernal fuck?) Is a copy of Lindy’s draft mag, for my man. I should just let him read the stuff here, but he’s not fluent in DFO. Although I think I told you guys this, he was on KSK back in the day. I’m sure he was annoying!
Gumbygirl

I can teach him Hippo FOAR Beginners in 10 short weeks, and I only require 40% of that sweet Army pension lucre*!!

*opiates as like-kind substitution greatly appreciate
King Hippo


The draft on a Wednesday is stupid.

That will be all.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think it’s on Thursday. Source:

Don T


We’re at the Loma Londa emergency room, fun! Gumby has something on his face that his derm didn’t want to mess with, without imaging. I expect to be here for hours.
Gumbygirl

Gumby, pictured below. Frankly, I don’t blame the dermatologist.

Horatio Cornblower


Found a funny;

Doctor: we weaned you off the hallucinegic drugs, you’re clean now

Shaggy: how great is that scoob!

Scooby: woof

Shaggy: what
rockingdog


Why hasn’t there been a nationwide tourism campaign for Butte, Montana that features Sir Mix-a-Lot?
Doktor Zymm

If you love open pit mining, Butte might just be for you!
Mr. Ayo

So there are lots of Butte holes?
SonOfSpam


People who need to be stabbed in the penis (and this subset of cretin are ALWAYS MEN) – those who don’t want to take ownership of a project/aspect of a project, but then insist on micromanaging and criticising how YOU do it.
King Hippo


Anyone else married to an angel?

The day after her sister-in-law told her she was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer my wife arranged for a leave of absence from work. As someone with a nursing degree she made sure that pain medications were at proper levels so that her SIL died comfortably. Today she’s making a four hour round trip so that her 14 year-old niece has a nice dress to wear at the funeral.
scotchnaut


So it turns out waking up at 5:20 am, working out with a trainer for 1.5 hours, then driving an hour south to train and ride a horse before driving another hour back home, all the while checking my work phone and not eating anything, is a great way to make myself utterly useless for the rest of the day. Curry chicken salad, bottle of rosé and a book before falling asleep at some stupidly early time like 8:30 pm
Doktor Zymm

“Working out with a trainer for 1.5 hours? This is the best news ever! [claps hands excitedly] When do you get to be a conductor?”

-B. Meathook
scotchnaut

“I was all set on going to college and being an engineer, but Cooper explained that those engineers don’t get to drive the choo-choo.”

-Eli, from deep inside Fort NotForPeyton
LemonJello


I’m convinced the Oregon guys knew that blowing up the whale was going to be a disaster, but they just really wanted to blow up a dead whale.

And I understand that.
Horatio Cornblower


There’s no way that Dr Chao knows what HIPPA is
Game Time Decision

Inflammable means flammable?!?!
WCS


Shoutout to Horatio for putting this post [ mock draft] together and commenting the whole way through. Well Done!
scotchnaut


A little bit surprised that Lions fans know how to cheer.
scotchnaut


I’m glad we have a place to come and mock the draft
Doktor Zymm


THIS JETS WAR ROOM, I CALL THEM AEROFLOT, BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO FIND PARTS TO KEEP GOING, BUT THEY’RE JUST GOING TO END UP CRASHING AGAIN
LemonJello


With the 9th pick Seattle select the learn the real truth about the underground tunnels in LA the Lizard people use.
Spur

Wilson was traded as a secret agent to learn the truth of the Denver Airport for Pete
Gatoraids


Mmm…seasoned veteran…

-J. Dahmer
SonOfSpam


Like a South Bend elevated work platform in a windstorm, this pick for the Ratbirds seems a little shaky.
LemonJello


When someone said “the 12th pick” I was like, man, Mitch Trubisky had a pretty good practice today.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly


With the 18th pick the Tits select a nice self contained wind powered generator for their Puerto Rican fanbase
Spur


Not at all surprised that Bill Belichick would go out and get some Strange [, Cole].
scotchnaut


Do I have a Court hearing at 9:30 tomorrow? Yes.

Is it remote? Yes

Will I be wearing pants? No.

Does Covid have some positives? Yes

Should I have another beer?

I leave that to you.
Horatio Cornblower


“The Jets again???”

-The Second Tower
scotchnaut


“Welcome to the family”

-Text received from Aaron Rodgers just now
LemonJello

“Blocked”

-Rodgers’ response
scotchnaut


Just scrubbed out a toilet and then gave the brush a rinse with the flush before putting it back.

Immediately thought “Dr. Mrs. Deadly, Esq., (ret), is gonna have my legs broken”
Horatio Cornblower


Just based on the name I was expecting something margarita-esque, but no! Might try this later today. I have today off and while there are things I should do, it’s been so long since I had a truely nothing day I think I am gonna have some wine with breakfast and not do any of those things
Doktor Zymm



Brick Meathook



Sharkbait

“Oh yeah. You gotta unleash the dragon.” – Rex Grossman


Do you think the Blue Man group has groupies?
clint greasewood

Bluepies.

Blewpies?
SonOfSpam


I bet the Giants package all those extra picks in order to move up 5 spots so that they can draft a punter. [takes temperature] Oh damn, looks like I’ve come down with a serious case of ‘The Gettlemans’.
scotchnaut


This Round 2 is Exact Change Only because no one’s getting a quarter back.
Redshirt


/approaches Clubhouse
//looks around at post-draft Clubhouse

///contemplates scene

////removes pants
WCS

Youngest son loves vehicle-centric movies but had not seen the Bullitt chase scene until today. How does this happen?
scotchnaut

Canada finally got VCRs?
SonOfSpam

[sends a very nasty response via semaphore]
scotchnaut


JerBear50


Watching “Beauty and the Beast” as a grown up isn’t exactly the same when watching as a kid.

The enchantress punishes a young, arrogant prince for not giving her shelter in the storm by turning him into a beast? Okay. One, he’s a teenager, you can’t ruin a teenager for one act of asshole. If that’s the case, no teenager would make it to adulthood. Two, why would true love break the spell? She just wanted out of the rain, not betrothed. Finally, why were his subjects punished with him? Were they cheering his actions? No one deserved to suffer that hell because their regent is an asshole; especially the poor souls who became the toilets.

The townspeople ostracizing Belle for being such a bookworm really aged well into 2022.

Speaking of with, Gaston really aged well in 2022. Belle is America and Gaston is the Trumpublican Party. Democratic Party is The Beast, a selfishly amoral entity that needs to discover its capacity for change, growth and acceptance before the final rose petal falls and we’re all doomed. Non-Trumpers like me are the aforementioned les toilettes.

If Belle is so smart, why doesn’t she trick Gaston into going to the castle alone instead of with an army. “Oh, Gaston? I’ve fallen in love with you and I found this castle we can live with that is so worthy of a man like you.” “You are right, Belle. I am worthy of a castle.” (one carriage ride later) “Who’s that dangerous beast? “Oh, yeah right. I almost forgot. He’s my landlord. Hey, Beast? Can you kill the guy?” “On it.”

Why couldn’t Beast just invite Belle’s father to stay with them in the castle instead of releasing her to go back to the village? You can drag him back to the village but you can’t drag him back to the castle?

And of course:

♫♪♪
Noooooooooooooooo Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne
Misogynistics like Gaston.
Overcompensates like Gaston.
Ooses toxic masculinity like Gaston!
♫♪♪
Redshirt


Rams signed a free agent kicker tonight, so the two kickers on the roster are:

Gay and Dicker
SonOfSpam


Found a funny;

Can tell I’m 37 because I’m getting a 4:30 PM coffee with somebody and structuring my whole night around it like we’re doing mushrooms in the desert
rockingdog


Found a new word!

Tatterdemalion: 1. ragged or disreputable in appearance. 2. being in a decayed state or condition.
scotchnaut

So…Jim Tomsula or Jim Tomsula’s bedroll. Nice.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

as in: “The rancid scent of Jim Tomsula’s tatterdemalion hobo roll made us all recoil in shivering disgust”

BeefReeferLives


My porn channel is Nag Me to Emasculation.
Don T

Mine is GIF Previews are More Than Enough Time.
Redshirt


Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.

Stay busy and safe out there.

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BeefReeferLives

“Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, said Tuesday that if a report suggesting that the U.S. Supreme Court is poised to overturn Roe v. Wade is accurate, she was misled in her conversations with two justices who had told her that the landmark 1973 abortion ruling was settled law.”

Awww, poor gullible Suzy. They told her that they would “it would just be the tip” of religious fascism that they would insert into American jurisprudence…

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King Hippo

I procrastinate even with my hobbies/TV watching. Just now finished s3e2 of Barry, and FUCK ME that was intense.

Gee, maybe “Better Call Saul” would cleanse the old palette!

yeah right

C’mon Cherries. Let’s win this fucker and we can pack our bags for promotion TODAY!

King Hippo

Isn’t a draw more or less sufficient? Thought Fo-rest Gump needed all 3??

yeah right

A draw would work but that playoff shit from last year scared the shit out of me and I just want a win, dammit!

King Hippo

Checked table, could still be third with a draw today but ONLY if you lost the finale, and Forest won theirs.

yeah right

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

So many Clubhouse Derbies coming back to life!

yeah right

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah right

Save us a seat at the big boy table cuz we’re moving the fuck UP!

Don T

The pitch is a pool. Perfect submarine conditions.

Don T

¡Vamos Villarreal!

King Hippo

They no can do it, but I appreciate their at least making a go of it, Fucking Redshite.

Redshirt

The Conservative Justices said under oath Roe is Settled Law. You can now see impeach them for Perjury. And the Democrats can get 67 Senators. And Trump can die of a Big Mac induced heart attack. And… And… ( starts crying )

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WCS

I always forget Anne Veal was in Independence Day.

Her?

Gumbygirl

I need new tires, so Gumby and I went out to see what size mine are. There was a roadrunner standing on the roof of my car. He was supervising, apparently. That’s the second one I’ve seen since we moved here. Meep meep!

Redshirt

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Sharkbait

Breaking News:

Joe Manchin is still a big pile of shit

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1521529042738065410

King Hippo

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/yep-making-roe-the-law-is-doable-in-2023

Josh Marshall is right, as usual. This CAN give our base the wake-up call it needs. Hold the House, get up to 52 or 53 in the Senate, and Manchin doesn’t matter.

After Murkowski is re-elected, bribe her as lucratively as possible to switch sides (D-caucusing independent).

Redshirt

If the Democrats gets 52 Senators, Manchin is going to be thrown out of the party faster than Oliver Twist was thrown out of the workhouse.

King Hippo

Imagine how this-coming Thanksgiving will be dominated by intra-family abortion wars. Good thing we’ll probably have World War 3 before we ever get there.

Everybody in the HippoFam got Planned Parenthood donations for Christmas last year. Put that shit on repeat now.

WCS

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Yay.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Made a bonus NARAL donation today because there isn’t a fund to break Alito’s kneecaps

King Hippo

And as to Monday’s draft…Alito is fruit of the poisonous Scalia tree. FFS, they even called him “SCALITO”