Well, there’s only one game being played in this time slot but I’ll still cover off the other two games-that’s what’s in the contract.
To The Games!
Panthers/Rams:
Rumor has it that CMC is being shopped around the league which makes sense because it’s likely time to blow up what’s left of the team after Matt Rhule did most of the dirty work. Speaking of, is Stafford’s arm blown? There was yakking in the preseason about an elbow or shoulder thingy. He’s leading the league with 7 INT’s and the Rams have scored but one passing TD in the last two games. Something weird is afoot but this could be an opportunity to put things right.
Cards/Seahawks:
Perhaps DVOA as a stat should be put under more scrutiny. Why? Because Geno leads all qb’s in that category. I’m guessing he’ll come back to earth but it will be slowed somewhat due to the receiving talent he has access to. Due to bye weeks I’m starting a Seattle D that is 31st in points allowed and dead last in yards allowed. Yay.
Bills/Chiefs:
Both teams should probably be 5-0 but the Parity Monkey decided to throw his feces everywhere across the league but Philly. And really, why would he want to go there? The Chiefs might have a bit of a problem on their hands given that they’re facing the full complement of Bills receivers. (McKenzie and Knox are back though the latter has done diddly dick all year) Something curious for those under the hold of Gamblor-Josh is 20-10-2 versus the spread on the road. I believe the Table Smashers are sitting at -2.5.
Do your thing.
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Take a safety, Romo? Run backwards 60+ yards?
Did CTE just set in?
SUDDEN CHANGE!
About time KC got a call ,, amirite Rikki??
Nobody circles the wagons, like the Buffalo Bills!
*ducks*
Tatanka!
Where is my Squirrel Squirrel movie, MCU?!
Milana Vayntrub on Twitter: “It’s not self love so much as character casting appreciation. If I weren’t professionally playing Doreen, it’d still be dressing as her, wishing I could be her best friend.” / Twitter
Is Norwood still the kicker?
Rumor has it that SHANK’LOR is Scott Norwood’s grief and shame, condensed into an undying spirit, damned to punish other kickers until the end of time.
Time to find out if I have CBS, I probably don’t
GAAAAAAHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS TONY ROMO JESUS CHRIST
JIIIIIMMMM!
I should rewatch Tank Squirrel https://youtu.be/2I3pYWBcQEA
Normally this would be a penalty, but apparently tripping is now the only way you’re allowed to tackle the quarterback without getting flagged.
https://mobile.twitter.com/chiefs/status/1581784336323334144?s=61&t=0czHb6OCfk7Exeq5V3j5Vw
BOLLO!
https://twitter.com/Idgaf86919522/status/1581744975808958464
Kliff Kan’t Kompete
Okay, maybe its not just Baker Mayfield.
Maybe, but it doesn’t mean part of it isn’t Baker.
The Browns or the Panthers?
Yes.
California Squirrels? They’re the best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcrbDYe4qL4&ab_channel=AnthonyPascal
“I Will Always Love Jew”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btobjGu-ofA&ab_channel=Alternate
Backup QB for Panthers looks like he can throw a football
“It’s A Long Way To The Top If Jew Want To Rock And Roll”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQluGs2SFRs&ab_channel=fsmetal
Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRkkxs5ULC4
It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll. – my friends in australia
Not for nothin’, but I suuuuure could use a garbage time TD in LA.
what the fuck happened? they were first and goal at the 7
Interception
Ok, last flip-out of words from that D and D adventure and by far the most problematic. “You” was interchanged with “Jew”.
“Jew Shook Me All Night Long”, “Jew Can’t Always Get What Jew Want”, “Jew Make Loving Fun”, “Got To Get Jew Into My Life” were some of the offerings. My fave is “Crazy On Jew” by Heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8&ab_channel=me182748312
There must be a song somewhere that’s ‘Jew are my squirrel ‘
Duh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0
They are a great time to party with!! Met em at a trivia night in Melbourne and partied til lunch the next day.
*narcotic assisted
I’m not at all totally envious of this story.
Probably this one too https://youtu.be/fTTsY-oz6Go (although only in the first line)
🎶Is there anybody going to listen to my story?
All about the squirrel who came to stay.
She’s the kind of squirrel jew want so much it makes jew sorry,
Still jew don’t regret a single day.
Ah squirrel, squirrel🎵
Don’t sleep on “What I Like About Jews”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqnw5IfbZOU
Andy Reid exploring trade options for Mahomes in the hopes of acquiring Sauce Island
People forget they call them West Ham because North, South, and East Ham all disappeared during what is called the “Reid incident”.
Mahomes looks like he had a HT edible
So now I am supposed to like him?
So, Awesome-Sauce, it looks like he was strolling down to the Packers locker room and security turned him away after Lazard assaulted his hat. He’s my favorite.
got us a NEW Revis.
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