Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Here we are at the precipice of another "new year". As far as the calendar goes, at least. There's nothing new about it. Just as every day past and every day hence we will drift pointlessly and without meaning around some old ball of burning gas until all our friends die

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Christmas time. The season of deception and greed and misery. Bah. Humbug! The season for parents who lie to their children. Informing them with a straight face that their gifts are dependent on their behaviour alone. That poor kid down the street? Must have been a bad egg. The rich little

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Welcome, fellow humans, to the latest filler episode of Dick Tuesday. The Thursday night game provided most of the entertainment through repeated shots of the Cowboys players and position coaches melting down on the sideline, with much yelling and finger-pointing. Those shots were interspersed with footage of a grim-faced Jason Garrett

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

This was a difficult one to write. Not because I wasn't prepared, though I wasn’t. Not because I didn’t watch the games, which I did. It was because this was my favourite time of year that isn't a weeklong vacation in the summer with no plans – US thanksgiving. A

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

I had a long weekend. Not only did I take Monday off as usual for my post-Grey Cup recovery but I also took Friday off for no good reason and thus had no good reason to curtail my enjoyment of the burning dumb-water during Thursday's game. Which is to say I

Let’s Win ‘Em All By 2! Seahawks 2019 Bye Week Update

This year, as every year, began with the stilted bleatings of “experts” and “pundits” and their ilk trumpeting doomsday calls for the woeful and inadequate Seahawks draft, team, and season. Yet again our common dullards, simple waterheads, and stunted dunces were pitifully mistaken. Their childlike lack of foresight overshadowed only by

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

First off – What the hell is going on in Atlanta? Is Quinn that poor of a defensive play-caller? Is it just that pressure is off and they’re playing loose and free against division teams they’ve played so often they don’t have to think too much? Voodoo? Whatever it is

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Coming into this weekend my team was flying high on the adrenaline ride that is an undefeated season. It was 8 pm and I headed to the club for my Friday night novice league curling game. The season had begun promisingly with a three game winning streak and just a

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

I fell asleep during the Monday night game. It was a bit of a slog, with some brief glimmers of hope for the Giants, who were up 9-3 I think before some cat came running out on the field. In Buffalo they throw pink rubber phalluses onto the field. In New

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

I don’t know about this past week’s slate of games. I thought it was just a big ol’ heap of trash. Maybe it was the let-down of having a GB vs. KC Sunday night game ruined because the new smugness was out and we only got the old smugness. The worst

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Early last eve I returned home to watch a game, fresh from wading through a sea of bustling arm wattles and middle- to senior-aged men sporting a universally perturbed look on their faces that seemed to indicate they showed up at the polling station expecting to cast their votes in

Your 2019 Seattle Seahawks Preview

Rainy City Football Chums Walkthrough Here we are at the beginning of another new season and lo, what promise it holds. More replays! Endless delays! And despite all this, many missed calls. Makes you wonder why you sat and watched three idiots blathering in a booth about a microscopic difference in