No one sucks their own collective dicks quite like Gawker Media and their own self-made caste system. Gawker begat Deadspin, which begat KSK, which begat this here site, but Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, they are martyring the shit out of themselves over a guy quitting. My favorite part is that all
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Dale’s Pale Ale
I just want to thank you guys for not letting this terrible series of posts stagnate while I was gone. I especially want to thank . . . /scans posts //sees no one did the Beer Barrel ///sees Magic Mike XXL review apparently written by a bi-curious Leon Phelps ////shakes damn head Today, I review
Kommenter Beer Barrel: By the waterside, I will rest my bones . . .
I am going to see the still-living members of the Grateful Dead* (I'm the worst, I know) with Trey Anastasio (even more terrible), the guitarist from Phish (just stop), for the next 1.5 weeks, starting tonight in San Francisco and ending next weekend in Chicago, with a recreational stop in Wisconsin (eat shit, Packers!)
Kommenter Beer Barrel: Jai Alai India Pale Ale
This week, let’s discuss the best thing come out of Florida since . . . uh . . . oranges! Oranges are good, right? Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER TAEKS. NAME: Jai Alai India Pale Ale SOURCE: Cigar City Brewing, Tampa, FL; the home of the runner-up Tampa Bay Lightning. Let's all give
KOMMENTER BEER BARREL: PERCOCET
This week, I can't drink because I had surgery and am taking painkillers. Away we go to the land of STRONG PHARMACEUTICAL TAEKS. NAME: Percocet; oxycodone SOURCE: Merck or Pfizer or some other big pharma company TYPE: Painkiller REVIEW: So I politely asked Makeitsnow to review a beer this week and he told me
AMERICA IS THE BEST AT FOOTBALL!
USA! USA! USA! America beat the defending champions in football 2 - 1! What's that? Soccer? And it doesn't count? They don't get a championship belt, or trophy or anything? What the fuck? I hate the offseason.
KOMMENTER BEER BARREL: AVERY WHITE RASCAL
This week, let's discuss an old Colorado standby from Boulder. Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER TAEKS. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6096/6224543118_95d3b59e04.jpg NAME: Avery White Rascal SOURCE: Avery Brewing Company, Boulder, Colorado; and apparently a bunch of trust fund kids because Boulder. TYPE: Belgian-Style White Ale REVIEW: This is probably my wife's favorite beer, so it is always in our beer
Kommenter Beer Barrel: Yuengling
I drink a lot of beer (no, you're drunk!), and live in a very beer-filled city called Denver. Occasionally, I like to talk about beer, but my wife and kids don't seem to care (assholes). As a companion post to Old School Zero's "Kommenter Kocktail Society", I present to you the
Two Very Dumb Questions
1. So. . . Uh . . . Why do the teams get to prepare and maintain custody of game balls before games? 2. Why doesn't the NFL just provide and maintain custody of the balls for the games? https://franciskitten.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/stupid-questions.jpg
Dumb Looking Hockey Players
Here are some pictures of dumb-looking hockey players, each of which is slightly larger than the previous picture. There are only four pictures. Blogging is hard.