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Horatio Cornblower - June 13, 2022June 12, 2022

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Today's topic is brought to you courtesy of my dog. During our multi-mile hike through the local woods, (he brings me along as bait, using me to lure all the deer flies and mosquitos away from him), it occurred to me that having a fantastical pet would be pretty

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Horatio Cornblower - June 6, 2022June 5, 2022

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Good morning, and happy start of the work week to you. In order to ensure that your week gets off to a flying stop, I've got what I think is a decent topic for you. This week we're taking one thing, (at a time), that you'd have a

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Horatio Cornblower - May 26, 2022

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Just stumbled by here and realized that the CFL East preview, lovely as it is, has been up there an awfully long time, with no comments for 4-5 hours. This place is as empty as the spot where Greg Abbott's soul is supposed to be. Poor thing never

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Horatio Cornblower - May 23, 2022

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Morning folks. I'm a bit stumped for a topic this morning, and I'm dealing with having to write an appellate brief as well. I am not an appellate attorney. When in doubt, I dip into the Suggestion Box and pick a topic from one of you fine Kommentists. Today's topic

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Horatio Cornblower - May 9, 2022

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It's 11:43 AM (B)EST time, so this is still the morning. Apologies for the lateness, but I forgot about this last night, then I had a compelled deposition this morning where I had to actually pay attention. I hate those. And on a Monday, no less. I have

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Horatio Cornblower - May 2, 2022

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Hey, so, little late with this one. That's what happens when you have a birthday on a Sunday and then get sucked into trying to finish 'Ozark' but don't, because the last episode just seems to be taking forever and it's time to go to bed and, oops, forgot

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Horatio Cornblower - April 28, 2022April 28, 2022

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It's that time of year again, when we get within a week of the actual draft and I trot out the second version of the DFO Mock Draft, making various changes, adding Peter King's picks just for comparison's sake, and trying to keep up with everything that's changed since I

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Horatio Cornblower - April 25, 2022April 24, 2022

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I cruised through Netflix last night, stopping randomly on a British movie called, you guessed it, 'Villain'. I just love movies about gangsters where I understand every third word. I would say it was hardly original, but entertaining enough. Most importantly, it clocked in at a tidy 97

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Horatio Cornblower - April 18, 2022April 17, 2022

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So I'm at Fenway for the Patriot's Day game, no doubt losing feeling in my feet because the seats were designed for people of average size 100 years ago. But the #content monster must be sated, so mock draft it is. That said, it is currently closing in

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Horatio Cornblower - April 11, 2022April 10, 2022

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One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

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Horatio Cornblower - March 28, 2022March 27, 2022

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It's that time of year again, when the weather warms up, the trees and flowers start to bloom, and the Jets do something incredibly dumb in the first-round of the NFL Draft. In other words, it's time for my annual mock draft. We're looking to improve on last

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Horatio Cornblower - January 11, 2022

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This morning I volunteered to cover tonight's open thread, because your regular authors were busy with real life. This afternoon some work things caught on fire and, about 10 minutes ago, while climbing off the elliptical, I went "Oh shit, I never wrote the open thread!", which is a