Listen. I didn't ask for this job. I was pretty content to stay in Mississippi, huntin', fishin', cheerin' on our state's imminent ban on contraception, land baronin' and whatnot. But Horatio is missing in action, so I've been called out of retirement in order to electronically transmit today's mock fantasy
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Pale Blue Dot
Request Line: Just Asking Questions
The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current work editing videos of recent Ukrainian precision-guided artillery strikes on Russian emplacements in the Donbas region. The PRODUCER is
Request Line: Synthetics
The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current work coordinating logistics for the recently approved "lend-lease" program to supply weapons to the Ukrainian armed forces. The PRODUCER
Request Line: Songs That Bang
The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current state-sponsored efforts to hack into the control systems of Russian infrastructure targets in Moscow.. The PRODUCER is seated in
Your “You’re not in the mood? Well you GET in the mood” Thursday Night Open Thread
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - LATE AFTERNOON A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in their office. Scratch that - ONE sleazy Hollywood producer is lounging around in the office. And he's less "lounging" than "sitting at his desk", staring blankly at an empty Wordpress post. Sighing, he opens
Request Line: Submersion
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current mission of piloting of a Neptune anti-ship cruise missile towards the flagship of the Russian
Request Line: Here Comes the Friend-Ship!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current engagement with a Russian botswarm. The PRODUCER is laying on the ground, performing a series
Request Line: Problem Set
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current efforts to install malware among the invading Russian army's anti-aircraft systems. The PRODUCER is seated
Your “There Is Still Good in the World. Somewhere. Maybe.” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Request Line: The Open Road
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current service with the Ukraine Air Force piloting a Turkish Bayraktar drone. The PRODUCER is seated
Request Line: Here Comes the Bride AAAAND OPEN THREAD
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current project of putting together a deepfake video of Vladimir Putin getting violently raped in a