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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Christmas Twin Switch
Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut and Wakezilla’s beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Rudderless (Raiders at the Bye Part 2)
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY — [return from commercial break] — COACH PIERCE enters the shared Raiders’ house. STUDIO AUDIENCE: [in…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Rudderless (Raiders at the Bye Part 1)
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s Five Raiders [sic] is filmed in front…
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SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Look Out, Itchy, He’s Irish!
As Horatio noted earlier this morning, Shane MacGowan – best-known as the lead singer of The Pogues – passed away last night at the…
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White Horse
Everything would have gone smoothly if it hadn’t been for that damned horse DNA. “Zzzzzmmpt lllllllloooooommmmm tt mmzzzzzzz eeeeeeee tptptpt?” the mission specialist griped,…
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Snap Draft: Halloween Movies
As the Dr. Mrs. vacuums around me, I’m thinking to myself…hey, I don’t have a Smartest Coach on Earth post ready for today, and…
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On Joining the Century Club
— #1 — I’ll never forget my first. It was in Casablanca, of all places. He was a junior officer in the Deutsches Afrikakorps, stationed…
