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Snap Draft: Halloween Movies
As the Dr. Mrs. vacuums around me, I’m thinking to myself…hey, I don’t have a Smartest Coach on Earth post ready for today, and…
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On Joining the Century Club
— #1 — I’ll never forget my first. It was in Casablanca, of all places. He was a junior officer in the Deutsches Afrikakorps, stationed…
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Coming Soon: The Smartest Coach On Earth
“Rikki-Tikki-Deadly’s graphically inventive, wonderfully realized webseries follows the sad fortunes of an arrogant, hapless, football coach while touching on themes of abandonment, social isolation…
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Nobody Ever Chooses Italy…Rugby World Cup Thread
Just feeding the content monster, who is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,…
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Request Line: F.I.N.A.L.E.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. After his…
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Request Line: Talk to Me
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. After his…
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Why I Won’t Be Watching The NFL This Year: Your Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview (2023 Edition)
Four years ago, among other things, I wrote the following: My feelings toward my imminent divorce from the NFL are not too different. Is…
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Request Line: Exclamations!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection…
