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Guest Lecture Series: St. Vincent is the Greatest Musical Artist of the 21st Century

Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the DFO Guest Lecture Series! Over the following weeks and months we’ll be welcoming some familiar faces from…

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, dozing. DJ 3000 is up against the wall, also in sleep mode. PRODUCER:…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The regular one again? WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE. [huffily] INT.…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The regular one this time? Yes, the regular one. Not, like some new one down the hall that we’ve…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO B – DAY Wait, there’s another recording studio? Always has been. Is it in a different part of the radio station,…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Ah, so back to normal. Well, not really. Oh, shit. What now? You’ll see. INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY…

INT. STADIUM – DAY Wait, it’s an open roof stadium, wouldn’t that be EXT.? Yeah, but they’re in a luxury box, so technically it’s…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at the sound board, finishing up the setup for the upcoming show. DJ 3000 is alert,…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT Wait, doesn’t the show usually take place during the day? I’M SORRY DID I FUCKING STUTTER? INT. RECORDING STUDIO…