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Request Line: Stick to Sports
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Ah, so back to normal. Well, not really. Oh, shit. What now? You’ll see. INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY…
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Request Line: Nationalities
INT. STADIUM – DAY Wait, it’s an open roof stadium, wouldn’t that be EXT.? Yeah, but they’re in a luxury box, so technically it’s…
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Request Line: Holier Than Thou
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at the sound board, finishing up the setup for the upcoming show. DJ 3000 is alert,…
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Request Line: Blood
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT Wait, doesn’t the show usually take place during the day? I’M SORRY DID I FUCKING STUTTER? INT. RECORDING STUDIO…
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Request Line: Hair Care
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits comfortably at the sound board, setting things up for the upcoming show. DJ 3000 remains up…
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Request Line: Wishful Thinking
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits comfortably at the sound board, setting things up for the upcoming show. He’s been reunited with…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! Robbed of Greatness
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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The Carol of the Bowls
Dry January has come to an end, and with it, the sobriety of many. I always thought that Dry January was silly; this year…
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The Rules of Play Action
Set in the shadow of the decaying buildings and streets of Baltimore, The Rules of Play Action is a startlingly funny, kaleidoscopic novel about…
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Your “Gravity Always Wins” Jets-Browns Open Thread
It is hard to fathom The Narrator’s cruelty, sometimes. Most fans of moribund franchises approach the season with glum resignation, knowing that draft picks…