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TALES FROM THE METEOR! Robbed of Greatness
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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The Carol of the Bowls
Dry January has come to an end, and with it, the sobriety of many. I always thought that Dry January was silly; this year…
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The Rules of Play Action
Set in the shadow of the decaying buildings and streets of Baltimore, The Rules of Play Action is a startlingly funny, kaleidoscopic novel about…
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Your “Gravity Always Wins” Jets-Browns Open Thread
It is hard to fathom The Narrator’s cruelty, sometimes. Most fans of moribund franchises approach the season with glum resignation, knowing that draft picks…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Christmas Twin Switch
Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut and Wakezilla’s beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Rudderless (Raiders at the Bye Part 2)
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY — [return from commercial break] — COACH PIERCE enters the shared Raiders’ house. STUDIO AUDIENCE: [in…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Rudderless (Raiders at the Bye Part 1)
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s Five Raiders [sic] is filmed in front…
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SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Look Out, Itchy, He’s Irish!
As Horatio noted earlier this morning, Shane MacGowan – best-known as the lead singer of The Pogues – passed away last night at the…
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White Horse
Everything would have gone smoothly if it hadn’t been for that damned horse DNA. “Zzzzzmmpt lllllllloooooommmmm tt mmzzzzzzz eeeeeeee tptptpt?” the mission specialist griped,…
