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Request Line: When the Bullet Hits the Bone
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY …I’m not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil? Yeah, they said that…oh, shit. …
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Request Line: But…but…but…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Well, that was something else. Oh, you’re great, you’re back. Yeah. Where’d you go? t’s a long story, I’ll…
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Request Line: All You Need Is Kill
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh. Again? Now I’m getting a little worried… INT. RECORDING STUDIO…
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Request Line: I’ll Give You Something To Cry About…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh. Guess he took an early weekend. Anyhow… INT. RECORDING STUDIO…
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Guest Lecture Series: St. Vincent is the Greatest Musical Artist of the 21st Century
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the DFO Guest Lecture Series! Over the following weeks and months we’ll be welcoming some familiar faces from…
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Request Line: When In Rome
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer… Wait – not a pair of sleazy Hollywood producers? No, just the one…is sitting…
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Request Line: Carpentry
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, dozing. DJ 3000 is up against the wall, also in sleep mode. PRODUCER:…
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Request Line: Toeing the Line
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The regular one again? WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE. [huffily] INT.…
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Request Line: Character Concerns
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The regular one this time? Yes, the regular one. Not, like some new one down the hall that we’ve…
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Request Line: Madness
INT. RECORDING STUDIO B – DAY Wait, there’s another recording studio? Always has been. Is it in a different part of the radio station,…