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Request Line: Five Q’s and only two U’s and also Euro Open Thread
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, sipping coffee. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, but his “connection active”…
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Request Line: My face! My valuable face!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location. DJ…
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Hi folks! I completely dropped the ball today and am out on the town right now, which means you’re on your own for Request…
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Request Line: Non-Alcoholic Beverages
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Hey man, are you there? …yeah, I’m here. I’m gonna need a bit of an assist today. …still a…
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Request Line: When the Bullet Hits the Bone
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY …I’m not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil? Yeah, they said that…oh, shit. …
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Request Line: But…but…but…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Well, that was something else. Oh, you’re great, you’re back. Yeah. Where’d you go? t’s a long story, I’ll…
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Request Line: All You Need Is Kill
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh. Again? Now I’m getting a little worried… INT. RECORDING STUDIO…
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Request Line: I’ll Give You Something To Cry About…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY [waits expectantly for an interruption] [none is forthcoming] Huh. Guess he took an early weekend. Anyhow… INT. RECORDING STUDIO…
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Guest Lecture Series: St. Vincent is the Greatest Musical Artist of the 21st Century
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the DFO Guest Lecture Series! Over the following weeks and months we’ll be welcoming some familiar faces from…
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Request Line: When In Rome
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer… Wait – not a pair of sleazy Hollywood producers? No, just the one…is sitting…