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Commitment to Mediocrity: Your 2024 Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview
It’s 2024. The days of the Raiders being perennial laughingstocks are pretty much behind us. Since their move to Las Vegas in 2020, they…
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Request Line: Alternate Versions
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that…
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Request Line: Guardians and Gladiators
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking glum. DJ 3000 looks on with an…
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Request Line: Treasure
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, talking on his cellphone. DJ 3000 looks on…
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Request Line: Twisted Steel (and nothing else)
INT. TEENAGER’S BEDROOM – DAY HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of his gaming station, playing Grip: Combat Racing. The lights in the room…
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Request Line: En Français…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER…is actually nowhere to be seen, because he is currently on vacation in Scottsdale, Arizona. Replacing him at…
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Request Line: Do As You’re Told
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated in front of the soundboard, training a new user in its use while DJ 3000…
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Request Line: The Desert
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, unwrapping a package from Amazon. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, still…
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Request Line: Good Riddance
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, watching youtube videos of fireworks displays. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location,…
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Request Line: Gimme All Your Gimmicks
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, casually sipping coffee. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, currently in sleep…