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Request Line: Debuts
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. After a few moments, we see a…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! The Jinx
The French restaurant was so vacant that if the hostess hadn’t led them to their table personally, Sebastian would have assumed that it was…
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Gillis Revisited
Date: Monday 1/6/2025 Location: Dockweiler Beach – Gillis Breakwater Greetings, hodads. As you might have heard I’ve been away from my beloved Southland for…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Mahomes Alone
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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Remembrance of an Incomplete Pass
I looked at the clock; I could see it plainly, but my mind felt that it was concealing something which had not been grasped,…
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Request Line: Let Me Sing You the Song of My People…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard… …having a conversation with DJ 3000, who is…
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Commitment to Mediocrity: Your 2024 Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview
It’s 2024. The days of the Raiders being perennial laughingstocks are pretty much behind us. Since their move to Las Vegas in 2020, they…
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Request Line: Alternate Versions
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that…
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Request Line: Guardians and Gladiators
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking glum. DJ 3000 looks on with an…
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Request Line: Treasure
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, talking on his cellphone. DJ 3000 looks on…