I'm staying in today. I'm staying in tomorrow. Save for walking the dog, I don't intend to leave this house unless I need to. Now this doesn't mean I'll start using rags to wipe my ass after the toilet paper runs out (13 rolls left), but it does mean that when my
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Shapes
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY The surviving members of the Losers Investment Club are clustered behind BILL O'BRIEN, who is staring angrily at a laptop screen. BILL O'BRIEN: F-f-f-f-f-f-f...f-f-f-f-f-f-f...[takes deep breath]...f-f-f-f-f-f... KATIE NOLAN: Spit it out, Bill. BILL O'BRIEN: F-F-F-F-FUCK! JOSH ROSEN: Does that mean we're back to where we started? COLIN COWHERD: It sure does, Josh. The market
DFO Radio: Meat
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Four members of the Losers Investment Club sit glumly around a table. COLIN COWHERD: So when does Andy get back from Disney World, anyhow? KATIE NOLAN: Disney World? He never went to Disney World. COLIN COWHERD: But I thought he... BILL O'BRIEN: No, he's in some t-t-t-town in California - Lone P-p-pine,
Request Line: Mi Casa, Su Casa
TYREL JACKSON WILLIAMS: Hello everyone and welcome to a special Friday edition of The Wednesday with Peter King. Now Peter... PETER KING: So I think for today we'll call it "The Fridayer". WILLIAMS: Actually, Peter, we're filling in for the regularly scheduled "Request Line" program, so maybe we'll just call it that? KING: No, Charles, let's stick
Request Line: Loud
Request Line: Meat
Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 3)
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY ANDY REID lies unconscious in a hospital bed. He is surrounded by friends and family, including his wife TAMMY REID, the Chiefs' general manager BRETT VEACH, quarterback PATRICK MAHOMES, and wide receiver TYREEK HILL. TAMMY REID: ...and so the doctor said that if he'd only eaten five,
Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 2)
Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 1)
INT. TV STUDIO - NIGHT ANNOUNCER: From North Carolina to Texas, from the brisket to the rump, from a rub drier than the Sahara to a sauce slathered wetter than the jungles of Borneo, this is “Barbecue Tonight” with your host Chicago Cubs broadcaster Harry Caray. HARRY CARAY: Hi everybody! Harry Caray here, and welcome
The Losers Investment Club: Resolutions
That’s My Raiders! Not A Creature Was Stirring
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – NIGHT Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Family [sic] is filmed in front of a live stupendous [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT KOLTON MILLER sits on the couch, asleep, an empty bag of Smartfood white cheddar popcorn sitting in his
That’s My Raiders! Grounded
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raiders Family [sic] is filmed in front of a live studious [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of the My Chemical Romance album "The Black Parade" blares throughout the house. KOLTON MILLER sits