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Guest Lecture Series: Eli Manning and How to Select Your Horcrux

Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the DFO Guest Lecture Series! Over the following weeks and months we’ll be welcoming some familiar faces from…

Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…

INT. CYBER CAFE SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA – NIGHT A shadowy figure sits behind a terminal, tapping absently at the keys. He perks up.…

INT. EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man sits in a leather chair in his front parlor. He is surrounded…

— The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang surrounds DOKTOR ZYMM, who is tinkering with a large contraption in the center of…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY An elderly black man sits in front of the microphone. JAMES EARL JONES: Are we rolling? PRODUCER: [via intercom]…

Hey! Put that down. As you know, your regular instructor Mr. Scotchnaut won’t be able to… No, he doesn’t have COVID. He’s got… NO. …

EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: All in the Raiders Family [sic] is filmed…

As most of you know, Request Line is an offseason feature, to help us outlast the drudgery that takes place from February through August.…

EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Las Vegas Home for Imaginary Raiders [sic] is…