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Request Line: Always, Sometimes, Never
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Request Line: I Thought They Closed That Place Down!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Your “Only 205 Days Left Until The New Season Starts” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Was it truly less than 48 hours ago that the 2021 NFL season came to an end? A lot has happened since then. Valentine’s…
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Meanwhile, in the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit…
INT. JUDGE’S CHAMBERS – DAY An African-American woman in judge’s robes sits behind a desk, carefully reading through various pleadings. A white light on…
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Guest Lecture Series: How to Use Your Canine Companion as a Tax Shelter
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the DFO Guest Lecture Series! Over the following weeks and months we’ll be welcoming some familiar faces from…
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Guest Lecture Series: Eli Manning and How to Select Your Horcrux
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the DFO Guest Lecture Series! Over the following weeks and months we’ll be welcoming some familiar faces from…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Starr of Wonder
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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Meanwhile, Behind 7 Proxies…
INT. CYBER CAFE SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA – NIGHT A shadowy figure sits behind a terminal, tapping absently at the keys. He perks up.…
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Meanwhile, in Henderson…
INT. EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man sits in a leather chair in his front parlor. He is surrounded…
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SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Shake the Foundations
— The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang surrounds DOKTOR ZYMM, who is tinkering with a large contraption in the center of…