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Meanwhile, in Henderson…

INT. EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man sits in a leather chair in his front parlor. He is surrounded…

— The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang surrounds DOKTOR ZYMM, who is tinkering with a large contraption in the center of…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY An elderly black man sits in front of the microphone. JAMES EARL JONES: Are we rolling? PRODUCER: [via intercom]…

Hey! Put that down. As you know, your regular instructor Mr. Scotchnaut won’t be able to… No, he doesn’t have COVID. He’s got… NO. …

EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: All in the Raiders Family [sic] is filmed…

As most of you know, Request Line is an offseason feature, to help us outlast the drudgery that takes place from February through August.…

EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Las Vegas Home for Imaginary Raiders [sic] is…

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are relaxing in their office. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS –…

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers continue – against all logic or reason – to remain hard at…

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers have broken their own personal record for how long they have remained…