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Request Line: Weekend at Zuernie’s – Part 2 (Guest Stars)
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are – amazingly – still hard at work in their office. One…
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Request Line: Weekend at Zuernie’s – Part 1 (Revisions)
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work in their office. And this time they’re actually…
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Request Line: Angels and Demons
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY An aging man in a Mets jersey sits behind the microphone, peering down at a script. DAVE JOUSS: [in…
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Cross Road Blues
EXT. A DESERTED INTERSECTION – MIDNIGHT An aging man in a baseball uniform stands by the side of the road. A Honda Civic is…
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Request Line: Starting and/or Stopping
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood executives are at work in their shared office. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK…
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Request Line: Songs from a Small Island
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in an office, reading over a marketing report. DARKEST…
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Request Line: That Which is Ordinary, and That Which is Strange
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is seated behind his desk, looking perplexed. His…
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Request Line: Titles
NT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are seated behind the desk, having another conversation (via speakerphone) with their…
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Request Line: Dentistry
INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT [a scream is heard] [another scream, louder] [two screams in quick succession] [finally, a scream that starts at…
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Request Line: In With The New
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are seated behind the desk, having a conversation (via speakerphone) with their…