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Request Line: Songs from a Small Island
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in an office, reading over a marketing report. DARKEST…
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Request Line: That Which is Ordinary, and That Which is Strange
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is seated behind his desk, looking perplexed. His…
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Request Line: Titles
NT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are seated behind the desk, having another conversation (via speakerphone) with their…
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Request Line: Dentistry
INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT [a scream is heard] [another scream, louder] [two screams in quick succession] [finally, a scream that starts at…
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Request Line: In With The New
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are seated behind the desk, having a conversation (via speakerphone) with their…
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Request Line: Gone, But Not Forgotten
Earlier this week Don T served up a touching tribute to our dear departed friend the Wee Baby Seamus. I’ve said it before and…
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Request Line: Seeing The Light
INT. FREIGHT TRAIN BOXCAR – DAY A pair of men are lounging on piles of straw inside of a boxcar. The train is moving…
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Cabin Fever: Vaccination Station
As faithful readers may remember, last year when the pandemic started we ran a series of “Cabin Fever” posts about our status under lockdown. …
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Request Line: Days
As much as I like to complain that we’ve already done every single topic under the sun as far as Request Line is concerned,…
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Request Line: Draft Day
INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY A lazy slob with sits in front of a desktop computer. On his second monitor, a single image dominates…