Welcome, K-Mart shoppers, to another episode of Rev Has Strong Opinions on Areas He Knows Little About. The Franchise/Transition Tag deadline has come and gone today. For those keeping track at home, the Toe Tag deadline is March 11, by which time teams have to cut enough salary (and usually veterans)
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Future Shock: Tuesday Open Thread
Into the Offseason!: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations to the Seahawks for denying the Taaaawwwwmy crowd the climax they craved. Your service to America- nay, The World- will not be forgotten. Now please go to hell. NEWS: -CrimeBeat! Returns, with a special investigation into whether electromagnetic waves from the Santa Clara power substation cause gunshot wounds. Niners defensive lineman Keion White
Meet the New Boss, Same-ish as the Old Boss: Tuesday Open Thread
Meet the new boss, same-ish as the old boss White smoke has been sighted in Orchard Park, and for once it’s not due to a poorly constructed oil-drum-cum-barbeque-grill. In the single most important decision pending in the United States today, the Buffalo Bills have taken a bold and innovative step in…promoting
Everything, Everywhere, All at Once: Tuesday Open Thread
The Purge: Tuesday Open Thread
Bad Day at Diggstown: Tuesday Open Thread
Bad time to be a Diggs brother. -Stefon "Pink Powder" Diggs has been charged with "felony strangulation or suffocation and misdemeanor assault and battery" in suburban Boston in connection with an (alleged) December 2 incident. According to the filings, Diggs hired a woman to be his personal chef for the duration
History Time!: Tuesday Open Thread
Before I became the spiritual head of a world-spanning multi-level-marketing-scheme-cum-religion, I was a history major. Specifically, late-Medieval to early-Modern Europe, with an emphasis on the development of dedicated navies as a driving force behind the increased centralization of state power. Why yes, I was rolling twelve hoes deep 24/7. Bitches love
Casualties and Causality: Tuesday Open Thread
Injuries! Injuries aplenty! Those student loans for doctors don't pay themselves, and the NFL Meatgrinder is doing its part to make sure surgeons' hands don't go idle. -If you were anywhere near a North Texas gentlemen's club on Sunday afternoon, chances are reasonable that you heard a giant whoop and a
The Once and Future King Laserface: Tuesday Open Thread
Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen losing to the Most Glorious Buffalo Bills in the 2020(!) playoffs, has been signed to the Indianapolis practice squad in the wake of Daniel Jones' right Achilles noping