• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 30, 2022October 30, 2022

262

Can we please stagger the one o'clock games so that I'm not subjected to this hellish daymare of a First World problem of having to watch five halftime shows? What am I going to do, interact with my family? Are you kidding me? Fantasy Update That No One Cares About: You

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 30, 2022October 30, 2022

199

By now you must be fully awake. The coffee has kicked in and now it's time for other stimulants. By that I mean more football-don't put words in my mouth-hole. To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: 2-5 Carolina can tie for the division lead with a win. And I thought the NFC East was bad

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 27, 2022October 27, 2022

146

Another week is upon us, the eighth in fact. T'was once the half way part of the season but now we have to wait one more week for the sports pontificators to tell us what we already know about how the season is shaping up. Biggest Surprises: Football is back in

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 24, 2022October 24, 2022

236

Will you be watching the N'Keal Harry revenge game? A Warning: You'll see plenty of positive Belichick stuff tonight as well. It might be too much for yours truly. The prime time games so far this year have been less than stellar and this one slots perfectly. Newsy Notes: -As far as

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 23, 2022October 23, 2022

179

Did you have a productive day? I didn't. (aside from a walk, which totally counts, by the way) But that's neither here nor there, I wonder why I even brought it up. Narrator: "He brought it up because he's trying to get to the 250 word minimum." To The Game! Steelers/Fins: -Renowned Shit Disturber*

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 23, 2022October 23, 2022

157

Thar be four games on this part of the slate but there's really only the two. The best place to hide bad games (other than Thursday night) is Sunday afternoon, apparently. To The Games! Jets/Broncos: This one looks to be a low-scoring affair so perhaps it belongs on Thursday? But that would mean

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 23, 2022

284

I was going to write 'early afternoon' slate of games but west coasters tend to get cranky if they read that before having their first cup of meth in the morning. Tee-hee. To The Games! Falcons/Bengals: Life at .500 can mean different things to different teams. Cincy didn't expect this at all and

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 20, 2022October 20, 2022

165

Will one of these fine teams score more than 12 points in the win? Will there be enormous droughts of scoring? Will single dads plop their screaming kids in front of the tube in order that they are lulled to sleep? Will we give this game a chance? Yes. Newsy Notes: -Melvin

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 17, 2022October 17, 2022

253

Oh yay, the struggling Broncos get another prime time game-I think that's the third in six weeks. Of course, they'll likely make me look silly by playing competently. Bastards, all of them. Fallout: -Hollywood Brown's injury was that bad, so bad they jumped the gun and brought in malcontent Robby Anderson. I might

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - October 16, 2022October 16, 2022

292

The NFC East has certainly turned things around-they have the most wins of any division at this point. I don't like either of these teams (natch) but it would be silly of me not to watch a matchup of this caliber. To The Game! Cowboys/Eagles: -As you suspected, Dallas' pass rush leads the