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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Damn, the wind is whipping off the lake so intensely this evening I expect the Edmund Fitzgerald to float by. Over the course of…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome back once again to this thing we have going on here. It’s the second day of December, is your tree up yet? We’ve…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
This is a great game…last year. Eh, maybe San Fran will rise to the occasion. To The Game! Niners/Bills: -Who’da thunk that the Niners…
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Let’s Do It Again-Your Next NFL Open Thread
This three game window is a mixed bag as they usually are-we’ve got a banger and then… Let’s take a look. To The Games!…
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Your December 1st NFL Football Open Thread
At the very least all the football since Thanksgiving has been eyeball worthy in one way or another. Whether you like upsets, great performances…
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Your Thanksgiving Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey look, we got ourselves a third game on Thanksgiving! But we always have a Thursday night game during the season so not a…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Helluiva day and I forgot. Type away. Editor’s Note: Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
What have we got here? Ah, it’s the old ‘mirror game’ (8-2 vs 2-8) and it’s a divisional tilt so anything can happen. [snorts]…
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Requiem For a Dimes-Your MNF Open Thread
That thing that everybody saw happening has now happened. The American landscape is such that bald-faced lies are not only acceptable but almost expected…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
The Jets did a Jets thing and I’m such a happy puppy. It’s the little victories (in this case, losses) that count. Will a…
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