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Your Next Open Thread
Let’s get to it. Pats/Bills: Does anyone care about New England any more? To me they’re a non-entity like Tampa-there’s nothing to distinguish them,…
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Your Week 15 Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Welp, these will be brief because today is a regular work day. Don’t shed a tear, it’s for the greater good. (The Greater Good)…
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Your Saturday Afternoon/Evening Football-Centric Open Thread
Seems like it’s been forever since I posted a thingy on a Saturday-maybe a year ago? Who knows? Anyhoo, the pre-Sunday NFL tilts are…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve got so much freaking football going forward, oh my god! Gird Your Lions! And your Bills, Ravens, Eagles and…maybe even your Vikes? Maybe…
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Your Barely Staggered MNF Doubleheader Open Thread
Can we have a few hours between tilts if the NFL is going to bother showing two games on a Monday? Why are they…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I’d just like to note in advance that life interrupts so others will be filling in this weekend. I have all the thank you’s…
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Your NFL Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s get to it. Fallout: -As another Brooks once said, “It’s good to be king but it’s not good being a Panteros running back”.…
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Smoke ‘Em If Ya Got ‘Em-Your Last NFL Open Thread
Well, not ever, just today. To The Game! Chargers/Chiefs: -I’ve the notion that these teams may very well meet up in the postseason, given…
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Your Next NFL Football Open Thread
Ah, we’re at the “There’s but three games on offer, blow me” stage of the season. Thanks Shield, thanks for nothing. To The Games!…
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Your First NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome back to that thing we do on a regular basis. Let’s dive straight in. To The Games! Jags/Titans: The Mac Jones Experience begins!…
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