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Your Sunday Evening NFL Football Open Thread
I thought that this would be a more engaging game but here we are. To The Game! Falcons/Commies: -I grabbed Atlanta as the ‘sneaky…
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Your Skinny Slate Open Thread
Just the both, huh? [prepares yet another rant about scheduling] Bah, never mind! To The (twin) Games! Fins/Browns: -This is the one no one…
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It’s Sunday Funday Time! Here’s Your Open Thread
All the sports have ganged up and are playing today-the NFL of course, the Premier League, NHL, the Juniors, the NBA, women’s pro hockey,…
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Your Lazy, Post-Xmas Football-Rich Open Thread
/takes hand-off from Hippo, wipes pill dust from the ball Hey, welcome back! It really is a dreary day here as well. With the…
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Is It Sunday Already? Your NFL Football Open Thread
I always lose track of the days during the holidays because my boring-ass, rigid schedule gets all mucked up. That’s what I’m going with…
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Your Christmas-Y Football Open Thread Part The Deux
By the time this posts I should be off to the SIL’s where thar be the usual turkey and ham and beans and all…
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Your Christmas-y Football Open Thread
Damn, feels like it’s been 48 hours since I last watched some pro football. Where does the time go? (Mike McCarthy wonders where the…
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Merry Football Christmas! Some Sort of Open Thread
Drop your droppings here. Whatever you choose to do on this day, have fun doing it. I love you all. (I’ll toss something…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Please say a prayer for Tucker Kraft. Did you hear the news? I need exactly 5 points from him in Freezer League in order…
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It’s Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
As I type this the Lions are having their way with the Bears and my silly prediction of Arizona walking into a trap game…
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