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Round Two: Steelers/Ravens (Voodoo Edition)
Wasn’t that last tilt a keeper? (writing this at noon EST) They don’t get much better than that! And the ending-I did not see that…
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Round One-Chargers/Texans
Welcome back one and all. We’ve got six playoff games and all have some sort of appeal. Let’s get to it. Chargers/Texans: -Houston’s…
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Your Notre Dame/Penn State Hatefest! An Open Thread
Someone once said, “If you don’t have anything good to say about anyone, come here and have a seat beside me.” My guess is…
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North Dakota State! Montana State! Feel The Excitement!
That’s about all we’ve got for football this evening folks. We watched all 272 regular season games (maybe not all of them) and now…
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This One’s For All The Bananas. It’s Sunday Night Football!
It really doesn’t get much better than this. That it comes from the NFC North is a question that football historians will debate even…
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Round Two-An Open Thread
Things get very tense in this here slate. The games? Sure. But we’ll get to Geno Smith eventually. To The Games! Chiefs/Broncos: Redshirt of…
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It’s The Last Week of the Regular Season and I’m Only Here So I Don’t Get Fined
Twelve DFO bucks is all I have left. Well, that and my dignity. Wait… To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: Carolina was briefly putting some points…
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It’s Bengals/Steelers-And This Time It Means Something! An Open Thread
Kidding! Since Burrow came along the tilts between the two have carried quite a bit of weight. Some observations and then an intro- -Are…
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Your Second Saturday Open Thread
Yeah, there will be a third for the evening game. Look who has too much time on his hands/is ignoring chores! Here’s a few…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s get right to it, shall we? Fallout: -Hello Pyrrhic Victory: The Giants won yesterday because they can’t do anything right. All it took…
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