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Saquon’s Birthday Bash! A Super Bowl Open Thread
Let’s not waste any time on an ill-thought-out preamble. To The Game! Eagles/Chiefs: -Spags Alert!: The Chiefs have allowed but one 100 yard rusher…
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Your Morning of the Super Bowl Open Thread
Welcome to the holiest of days, according to Vegas. With that in mind, I’ll toss some lines at you (that meant something different in…
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It’s Sunday And Things Aren’t Right-An Open Thread
Shout-Out to Matt Groening before the money poured in! A person you don’t know passed away yesterday. She lived her entire life trying to…
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Your Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
I haven’t had a beer in 1.25 dog years. (when you go to two decimal points people think you’re good at math. Suckers.) This…
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Them Monday Blues: Your Open Thread
It’s that dreaded time of year-no football for two weeks and the next game on the docket is when the ‘normals’ pile in and…
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Game of the Year: The 2nd
It’s been a whole seven days since we’ve watched two juggernauts go at it. I’ll say a few things but this tilt kinda speaks…
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Your Commies/Eagles Open Thread
Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in… To The Game! Commanders/Eagles: -Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush…
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Oh Bananas! The Forgotten Open Thread
Look at me lollygagging around the damn place and forgetting to put an evening thread together and remembering just now. (7:06 EST) Well, it’s…
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Clash of the Titans-Your Ravens/Bills Thread
Apparently it’s going to be a chilly one today in Buffalo-she’s supposed to be around -12 Celsius. For you Los Angelenos, that’s around the…
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Searching For Inner Excellence-A Rams/Eagles Game Thread
A.J. Brown the egghead was not on anyone’s bingo card. (who plays bingo anymore anyway?) The Eagles look poised to run away with this…
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