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scotchnaut - November 14, 2021November 14, 2021

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Away we go... To The Games! Panthers/Cards: That sucking sound you hear? It's the noise Darnold makes as his career circles the drain. Big arm, slow processor, just too many mistakes. Today we get to see someone else stink it up for Carolina again as P.J. Walker takes the field. I'm guessing we'll

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scotchnaut - November 14, 2021

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To The Games! Falcons/Cowboys: Ryan was supposedly in a bad spot last week vs the Saints, having to work with the likes of Zaccheaus, Sharpe and Gage but he got the W. Dallas is sure to bounce back after that loss to the Broncos and they have Gallup back to boot. Atlanta

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scotchnaut - November 11, 2021

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Welcome back to another middling tilt in primetime! Yeah, I'll be watching as soon as my Ottawa Senators (well, the AHL version of them-stupid Covid) get blown out by the Kings. Newsy Notes: -I thought for sure that OBJ would drag out his signing for as long as possible because he loves

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scotchnaut - November 8, 2021

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I made mention of it yesterday but I'd like to repeat myself-the commentariat was on fire yesterday and it was a blast participating. Old Aaron sure did take it on the chin, didn't he? Anyway, quality work all round-I haven't giggled and snorted that much in quite some time. Fallout: -Much like

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scotchnaut - November 7, 2021November 7, 2021

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I'm composing this as the first game window draws to a close and, well, I've seen some badly-played foots-ball my friend. It burns my retinas, it does. But the sunny side of things is that I do love to see upsets so there was that and lousy teams coming to

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scotchnaut - November 7, 2021November 7, 2021

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Let's keep it rolling, shall we? We've got only the three though. To The Games! Chargers/Eagles: Herbert busted out of the gate to start the season but soon after he lost the right side of his o-line to injury and now he's struggling a bit. Or maybe teams have seen the tape and

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scotchnaut - November 7, 2021

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To The Games! Browns/Bengals: Welp, I was wrong-Cincy did indeed look past the Jets to the Browns and now they're here. Refrench my memory, was it the 80's when these teams were last good at the same time? If shame is a game factor then Cincy should roll today. (if Zac Taylor

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scotchnaut - November 4, 2021

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There's almost too much going on, right? And like Dolly Parton's eventual passing, the news is top-heavy. -The Ballad of OBJ. He was held out of practice again and it looks as though there will be a parting of ways. If the Browns were willing to wait until the end of the

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scotchnaut - November 1, 2021November 1, 2021

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Well, that was an interesting weekend of games and this morning continued in that vein. A few things have already been discussed but I must do my thing. Fallout: -Millions of fantasy players woke up to discover a black hole in their lineups. El Wheelchaircito is done for awhile and he's such a

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scotchnaut - October 31, 2021October 31, 2021

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Turns out that searching for 'Sexy NFL Owner Costume' only results in a faded black and white pic of George Halas in a two piece bikini. No one wants to see that! To The Game! Cowboys/Vikes: -So. Much. Firepower. (in this game) I hope it's a high-scoring tilt. -As of this typing DAK! is

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scotchnaut - October 31, 2021October 31, 2021

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Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a 'sexy football costume' that didn't have the number 69 featured? To The Games! Pats/Chargers: Does Bill's magic work on second year qb's? Herbert has a 14-4 TD/INT number to date but was invisible vs the Ravens. But so was everyone else

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scotchnaut - October 31, 2021

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Put down your masks and put on your other ones. I'm dressing as a cynical mid-50's dude! To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: Funny how playing against three of the league's worst defenses and getting rookie Pitts involved can turn one's stats and team fortunes around. Ryan's aDOT has been lifted from 4.9 (second last)