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So Many Games. So Many Scenarios. Your NFL Football Open Thread
It would be exhausting to go through all of them and they’ve already been covered by some fine folks earlier in the week so…
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Win? In. It’s That Simple. Your Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I’m quite sure this is the very first time I’ve ever been on a Team Texas but they are a great story. No doubt…
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Steelers! Ravens! Sleet! Freezing Rain! Snow! Open Thread!
So they’re saying the weather might make this an even uglier game than expected. I’m not anticipating much in the way of scoring here…
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Hole in Your Soul-A Thursday Open Thread
The lack of an NFL tilt tonight tells us that there’s not many more weekends left to watch the football. Only five left as…
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This Next Round? It’s On Me
As I said the last time around, “Just the three games with all teams playing? For shame”. To The Games! Steelers/Seahawks: Seattle’s run D,…
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Last Day of the Year? Let’s Watch Some Games
Old men don’t stay up late to slurp champagne this evening. What they do is get up early and write game intros. And complain.…
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Your Saturday Night Special
It’s been a delightful day in the Scotchverse-youngest went out to kill more partridges, wife had a good mid-day snooze and I saw Sillycuse…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get back on that damn horse, shall we? Minutae: -The Clipboardening: Joining the likes of Cutlets, Wilson, Howell and Ridder on the bench…
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Another Game? [wipes brow] Let’s Get This Done.
I finally know what a ’50’s housewife feels like having spent most of the day in the kitchen and scooting snackers the hell away.…
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Your Xmas Day Miracle Upset/Blowout. There Is No In-Between
That’s what the football gods sayeth in what passes for my brain. To The Game! Giants/Eagles: -Dallas dropped the ball yesterday but it doesn’t…
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