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Your Early Divisional Round Game Intro and Open Thread
I’ve said recently (on these very pages!) that Houston is for now my second rooting interest so that’s their kiss of death. Sorry, guys.…
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That Distracted Thursday Open Thread
Oh hey. I don’t plan any of these things now that there are no games on. The brain scramblings will continue until morale impoverishes.…
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I Got Your Wild Card Weekend Denouement Right Here-Your Monday Night Open Thread
This is your last chance to fill your eyebulbs with that sweet, sweet man meat. (ewww…) I’m with WCS in that there should be…
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Scoregasm Alert! Your Rams/Lions Wildcard Game Open Thread
Moving along. We’ve got more work to do. To The Game! Rams/Lions: -Look at that gorgeous 51.5 O/U! Just as long as it’s not…
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Wild Card Weekend Boogaloo: Packers/Cowboys Edition
Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I’m sure they are. Let’s go. To The Game! Packers/Cowboys:…
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Fetch Your Parkas! Are You Ready For Some Frozen Football?
The Weather Channel tells me that the windchill-aided temperature is going to be -18 in your fairinheight. So bust out your dumb-looking balloon coats…
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It’s That Time-Your First Playoff Open Thread
Welcome, welcome fans of the NFL. Not so long ago this would be a game that you would consciously avoid were it a regular…
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That Thursday Open Thread You Were Wondering About
I guess it’s fallen to me for now to throw some garbage thoughts together in the name of content so I’m just going to…
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This Was Supposed To Be Another Win. In. Post. And Then The Jags Lost. Open Thread!
Week 18 isn’t fantasy friendly that much but it does deliver on the Wrapping Things Up front, I’ll give it that. Strouding proudly into…
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I’ll Have Another Round-Another Round of Football!
Dry January was four long days for me. Can you believe it’s February already? Time sure does fly. To The Games! Seahawks/Cards: Seattle needs…