I made mention of it yesterday but I’d like to repeat myself-the commentariat was on fire yesterday and it was a blast participating. Old Aaron sure did take it on the chin, didn’t he? Anyway, quality work all round-I haven’t giggled and snorted that much in quite some time.
Fallout:
-Much like a drunk wr in a sports car, the Raiders keep rolling. First round cb Damon Arnette was released after a vid popped up of him threatening to kill, somebody? Anybody? I’m not into details. Seems like Vegas’ entire 2020 draft class is in a battle of attrition and attrition is winning.
-Welcome back Adrian Peterson! He scored a TD which obscured his 2.1 ypc number. But hey, he’s 42 yrs old or somesuch-good on him.
-There was talk that because Justin Herbert had two bad games back to back that he had been deciphered. (by two DC’s, I guess) After going 32 for 38 for 356 yesterday, Maury Povich has declared him…NOT SOLVED!
-Btw, the Chargers aren’t going anywhere until their atrocious run D gets fixed.
-It took but two weeks for the shine to wear off the once 5-2 Bengals. Now they’re among five 5-4 teams scrabbling to get their shit together in the AFC.
To The Game!
Bears/Steelers:
-Halas! Rooney! Original owners! This is my guess as to how the game will be introduced tonight because, as with many standalone tilts, it’s not going to succeed on its own merits.
-It’s unfortunate that Ben isn’t doing one of those ‘retirement tours’ during his last year. It’s his last year, right? Gotta be. That way, he could be given rocking chairs, pain killer prescriptions, knee replacement coupons and a lifetime supply of muumuu’s. Seriously, that guy is going to balloon up to 475 pounds once he doesn’t have to workout anymore.
-Montgomery has been activated! Will he lead the Allied Forces to victory in Tunisia? Harry Turtledove hasn’t gotten that far yet. Patience.
-Speaking of going on the offense, opposing forces love that Bear D. They’ve given up 30+ points and 400(!) yards in their last two battles.
-Fortune favors the Steelers here-they’ve won 19 straight home tilts on Monday night.
Do your blurst.
Mike Tomlinson said in postgame, “…what matters is that you smile in the face of adversity.”
I don’t know if I have ever seen him smile. Is that actually possible for him to do? I mean, we have to assume he tried at least once in his life.
Here are two images of him smiling
?w=725&h=484&q=75
Well, that didn’t work.
(It was a picture of Omar Epps and Tomlinson side-by-side, making my comment very funny)
(Well, I thought it was funny. You’re not the judge of me!)
I’m tired. And old.
I won my match-up but I still want to kick a puppy
Moxie! Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Shitty way for Santos’ streak to come to an end.
Wow. We did not deserve that win, but I’ll take it.
That’s the story of this season.
Jesus, he almost hit that.
Maybe not.
“Who is Mary Magdalene? I’ll take ‘Biblical References’ for $800, Aaron.”
“Not so fast. The judges say that was a correct response, but I’m gonna check with Joe Rogan.”
Well that sucked. And this is the only correct taek
https://twitter.com/Benstonium/status/1457923673315217408?t=Cra1y6LXvx2KD7hHPz73pg&s=19
Gimme a Shanklor here.
The Mike Tomlin Legacy Game
BLEERGH time
What’s with all the offside penalties this week? Did people forget how to football?!
There is someone’s Johnson points.
Left them way too much time.
Did he just say because of the penalty he would go for two? Bahahahahahaha
Well, fuck.
Breaking: State Farm Announces Decision On Aaron Rodgers (msn.com)
So it begins…
I wonder if State Farm would be fine with me lying about my vaccination status or other medical conditions when my life insurance policy is due.
BLEEERGH wept.
Just kidding, this isn’t over yet.
Oh my. Hell of a drive
Oh my was that a bad call. If I hadn’t hit the over and Bears +6.5 I would be mad.
Just waiting for the ref game fixing scandal that going to break years from now and all these games are look backed at.
The ref looked like he backed into him didn’t it?
He definitely turned into him, like morning sex he was getting ready for contact.
Well he did screw him over.
2015-16 Wild Card Game: Steelers @ Bengals has to be on that list. The non-call on Ryan Shaizer’s hit that knocked Giovanni Bernard the fudge out definitely smells foul.
Oh that is a WEAK taunting penalty
I hate to defend the referees, but he did stare down the opponents entire bench for like five seconds. I’d love to see the Steelers lose to the Bears, but that’s taunting.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
That WTF face from Ben after he lost that pass was beautiful.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Sudden change?
I just needed 6 points from Dionte Johnson to scrape out a win this week and with the Steelers shitty play calling and Rothisburger shitty passing I’m going to lose.
PETA should get involved in this game to stop the abuse on the bears
/Buddy is suddenly aroused
It may take years, but the bears should be able to recover, even if they can never survive on their own in the wild
https://followthesisters.com/dancing-bears-belitsa-happy-ending/
3 people hate fun
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1457843369426698242
Stone cold Steve austin Middle finger Montage #1 – YouTube
I’m surprised it was only 3. Must have been book club night for the Karens.
You know you’re hungry when a Taco Bell breakfast burrito ad looks good
I went and got some taco bell.
I made food for my lunch tomorrow, but I was still hungry. I figured I was treating myself because i use to get taco bell all the time at my old job
I don’t know what the commentators are talking about. These referees seem impartial to me.
R.49dc0d97da0bbe67ec8d35a2d7d6c8f9 (300×222) (bing.com)
Is the game any good? I just got home from a Diwali party and I am pretty tempted to go read in bed rather than watch the Bear baiting
Go read
You should do that reading thing.
Far better use of time.
Jealous. I’ll bet the food was amazing. Mrs. Sharkbait got some Kaju Delight from a co-worker.
I got leftovers for lunch tomorrow, some chole and moong daal bhatura!
There was also paan ice cream and jaleebi and cookies and it must suck to be a diabetic at Diwali
Are you covered in powdered paint?
That’s Holi, Diwali is fireworks! Or sparklers in our case, since those are actually legal here. I’ve never been to a Holi celebration, although one of my friends went to one and said it was a different color every time she blew her nose for the next week
I always get them confused!
Bleergh takes points off the board. Hahaha
Found a funny;
teacher: really? your dog ate three different homework assignments in one night?
hades: yes
That was a horseshit penalty.
I haven’t seen Bears getting screwed like that since that night I went bar-hopping with Buddy Cole.
Last month irsay tried to “kick the stigma” on mental illness. Nevermind his video where he was three pill bottles to the wind.
That should be a catch, but holy hell that was a terrible throw by Fields.