Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Welcome back to another middling tilt in primetime! Yeah, I’ll be watching as soon as my Ottawa Senators (well, the AHL version of them-stupid Covid) get blown out by the Kings.

Newsy Notes:

-I thought for sure that OBJ would drag out his signing for as long as possible because he loves that precious, precious attention. But then I thought, “Oh shit, the train’s gonna keep rolling because the acquiescent football media will do the obligatory “Redemption!”, “Reborn!”, “Is This A New OBJ?” and “What Does OBJ Do For The Rams?” angles.

-I do love how the Packers Mark Murphy and Brian Gutekunst pushed all their chips to the middle of the table by offering him the veteran minimum. Perhaps they sweetened the pot by throwing in a Taco Bell coupon! (With the purchase of one(1) meal you can get another meal of equal or lesser value. Offer valid only on weekdays between 2:30 and 4:30pm. Expires at the end of next week)

-There’s another signing today. Cam is back with the Panthers! Darnold is angry and confused, mostly because the fire gods haven’t burned the new ball thrower to a crisp yet. Shoulda danced harder, Sam.

To The Game!

Ravens/Fins:

-It looks unlikely that Tua is a go tonight so we’ll be treated to the league’s (imo) most boring qb. Back in September he threw the ball 49 times vs the Raiders. His yards per attempt average? 4.39. A riverboat gambler he is not.

-Which is unfortunate because the Ravens are in some very unique company with respect to giving up explosive pass plays (PFF’s terminology, not mine) They’re right there with the Lions, Jags and Jets. That’s bad company, till the day I die.

-Lamar is top ten in both rushing and passing. I’m not looking it up but he’s probably the first qb to do that since Mike Vick or Sammy Baugh or someone that played between those two.

-Playing favourites or schedule glitch? This is the Ravens first roadie in 39 days.

Bang those letters, brothers and sisters!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Gumbygirl

I am tired. I forgot how draining house hunting is. See you tomorrow!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So instead of being a clever politician navigating a crisis, Salvor Hardin is GOOD AT SHOOTIN’ DEM GUNS, WOO HAH! BANG BANG POW POW YEAH!

/I am seriously becoming enraged at what this show has done to this story. It’s about as good of an adaptation as The Lawnmower Man

SonOfSpam

Don’t you DARE disrespect the work of Jeff Fahey

/yeah I remembered that without looking it up
//no my sex life has never been what you’d call “vibrant”
///also that movie was fucking terrible

Sharkbait

I blame the pandemic for missing out on Don Ts East Coast tour. Come back for DFOCon East!

SonOfSpam

Next DFOCon is in Puerto Rico and will involve Speedos.

How many of us can fit in Don’s manse?

ALL OF US.

Doktor Zymm

Sleep time! If I have stress dreams again tonight I hope they’re as interesting as the stress dreams I had last night!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d rather have Tess dreams. Mmm…Tess…
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SonOfSpam

Definitely the hottest D’Urberville.

NotShogunButShogun

“Coached 28…”
Happened to be there for a minute.
Fixed it.
Ffs, the waterfolks could make the same claim.

Horatio Cornblower

His top credential is something he did 17 years ago.

Gonna lose to Yale twice before this is over.

Gumbygirl

Maybe he’s the one that will get them to the next level!

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Horatio Cornblower

Assuming that next level is D-3 yes, yes he is.

Doktor Zymm

Doing better than other famous Floridian dolphins!
https://twitter.com/TB_Times/status/1458989739411918889?s=20

Horatio Cornblower

So, Winter isn’t coming?

NotShogunButShogun

Not no more.

NotShogunButShogun

Senor Weaselo!! Have you seen‽‽ Hot Ones is about to roll out Wings WITH their sauces so you can do the challenge at home!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Proctologists across the country will print money off this

Doktor Zymm

I assume they will release some sort of DIY sour cream enema

Senor Weaselo

I still need to go to Heatonist and demand an interview with Sean Evans. Why interview celebrities when you can interview some guy?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Foundation is making a serious effort to lose my interest. Not a strong enough effort to get me to watch a TNF game featuring the Dolphins, but it’s certainly trying.