Look, am I having a Joe Flacco year here at Quotables? Yes. But, unlike Adam Gase, am I doing anything about it? Yes.
Tune in Friday to find out the Fresh New Taektm on Quotables!
Submissions are below.
Welcome back to another edition of Quotables where, unlike the NFL, we keep to a schedule. I'm not offering too much for you all on the text front today but that's no biggie. I'm gonna go ahead and drop in your Week 5 Quotables results below (submissions are here) and
Hi all! I’m waiting for my Southwest flight to finish boarding and forgot I owed you all Quotables today. I think my finger may have hit a formatting button? Yeah, I do the gifs Monday and the text Tuesday’s before posting. That’s how I create my art! Alright — so
Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our last weekend alone, I took him to see Elizabeth Warren speak at a high school here in town. Based on the results there, I will be
I had face cancer surgery yesterday so you're not going to get my shot of prideful wittiness today. Just your Week 4 Quotables submissions and the reminder that, just because I seem to be making through this minor case with full-on health insurance and competent medical experts, you can't worry
What can I say? Regardless of the reason, Big Dick Vic refusing to shake hands after TNF is very 2020. Goodness -- if you aren't going to stand for the National Anthem or shake hands after the game, let's just do BattleBots. Plus they're all a bunch of thugs except
Did I "watch" football this weekend? Not really. A couple plays here and there but, overall, I didn't pick good games to broadcast on the teevee, it seems. Perhaps if [DFO] still offered those 506 maps, I could prepare a little better. No matter -- the important thing is everyone
I've never kept the NEXT GENERATION STATS on Quotables because, though I think there may be some interesting nuggets on the trends, no one writes me a check to keep them. That said, I think Matt Stafford feels like the most gif'ded player we present on here. I'm sure we've
New stadiums and injuries are all the talk, I understand, this season. Me? I recently found out I've been in a fantasy league I was not aware of and am 1-1. Am I Jeff Fischer? Well, can't argue with results.
Again, minimal fan value in this season's gifs. Lots of weird
Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy -- c'mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]'s own brand of jokery this week. Not much to add on top of that; here at Quotables we let the talking do the talking! Hope you
Man, Quotables has historically gotten a lot of mileage out of fan shots. With the WUFLU stealing our 2nd Amendment or whatever, I'm leaning on you, the reader (who, I might remind you, is all in this together), to pick up the slack here. The good news though? It's pretty
Hey all. So I kinda got tied up with #reallife stuff last week and didn't quite get your Quotables results out. Anyways, I just wanted to give a tip of the cap to all who contributed through this season. So good job. Your submissions are here and below are your
