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scotchnaut - September 26, 2022September 26, 2022

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Can this game possibly exceed the slug, er, slouchfest that we witnessed last night? (a hearty thank you to all that weighed in so that at least it was entertaining) Perhaps not-but first... Newsy Notes: -Despite stumbling and losing his sense of gravity, Tua has not entered the concussion protocol. Oh sure,

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scotchnaut - September 25, 2022September 25, 2022

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Welp, I guess the Fins are sorta for real-I'll say it again, I really like Nerd Coach's play-calling. Houston jumped out to an early lead and couldn't hold on. (I'm sensing a pattern) I'll stop right now because I don't want to step on Hippo's hooves. To The Game! Niners/Broncos: -The newly-configured Denver

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scotchnaut - September 25, 2022September 25, 2022

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You're back! Nice to see you, love what you've done with your hair. To The Games! Jags/Chargers: Will he play? By the time you read this it will already have been decided but I'm typing this at 10am East Best Time. Did the Chargers fire that oaf that gave Tyrod Taylor an unwanted

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scotchnaut - September 18, 2022September 18, 2022

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To The Game! Bears/Packers: -God, I love Qaron's predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown deep pass? Perfection. -Tis no wonder that Lafleur noted that he'd like to get the ball into the hands of Jones and Dillon more often. I mean, what other

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scotchnaut - September 18, 2022September 18, 2022

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Heavens be! It's nice to have a choice in America these days, isn't it? (I've said too much) To The Games! Falcons/Rams: If Stafford and Co. don't bounce back in a big way vs Atlanta the football (as opposed to pearl) clutchers will be out in full force. But they've too much talent

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scotchnaut - September 8, 2022September 8, 2022

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Is anyone else horny, er, excited? It's been such a wait and by golly, the scheduler-makers got this right by blasting a potential Superb Owl matchup directly into our eyeballs. (I, for one, will completely forget about this feather in their cap while being forced to watch a turgid early

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scotchnaut - August 29, 2022August 29, 2022

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[wipes spittle off monitor] Okay, where do I even start? Well, I think the team has a coach that won't have an 11 minute meltdown in a press conference as though he was a high-schooler that got caught skipping. So there's that.I've paid quite a bit more attention to the Bills

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scotchnaut - August 27, 2022August 27, 2022

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Ahhh, this is more like it. Choices! We have actual choices to make regarding footballing. Although UCONN football is involved so that kills my argument right there. (which begs the question, "Does Horatio apply clothes pins to his nipples while watching in order to increase the pain?") Tuesday is the dreaded

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scotchnaut - August 22, 2022August 22, 2022

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It's not exactly 'must watch' tv but it'll do. Newsy Notes: -A stunner-Michael Thomas is injured! His body sure did pay the price for that one magnificent season. -Brady's Back! He was vacationing with his family in the Caribbean apparently. For non-GOAT's, that is usually what the offseason is for. "But Mr. Glazer,

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scotchnaut - August 18, 2022August 18, 2022

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Good evening, sassy lads and lasses-this tilt doesn't look that promising as it would seem that both teams are headed south this year standings-wise, but it's still footed ball and we have to keep the eyeballs in shape once the real thing starts in three, three(!!!) weeks from now. Newsy Notes: -Jacoby Brissett