• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - August 23, 2021

61

Shall we pretend to make sense of the weekend's games just like all the twitterers, youtubers and whores of the legacy media? You bet! What the hell else am I going to do, provide original content? Pffft! -The Broncos aren't as good as that 30-3 win over Seattle and Bridgewater isn't

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - February 7, 2021February 7, 2021

1304

Let's wipe the slate clean the way Andy Reid uses lettuce as a napkin to wipe his mouth during a meal and then eats said napkin/lettuce afterwards. Look, it's a form of recycling and he's trying his best. Well, all of our pleading, begging, crying, complaining, caterwauling, gnashing and swearing has

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 24, 2021January 24, 2021

503

Now this is the money shot, if you will. Likeable qb's, exciting qb's, excitable qb's, even. Plus my chili has been happily simmering away for oh, about six-ish hours or so by now. Everything is beautiful... TO THE GAME! -The last time the Bills were in this spot they were playing a very old Joseph

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 24, 2021

616

I'm not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that's pretty much everyone that's playing) the amount of ball-washing that's going to take place just turns me off. They're both unlikeable folk and it's merely a matter of degrees. Aw hell, it'll

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 18, 2021

66

I guess I shouldn't complain, that past year was the very first time in ever that our eyebulbs watched NFL football every damn day of the week. Still... [looks wistfully off into the heavens] There be only 4 teams left so a number of us are sorta whistling in the wind

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 17, 2021January 17, 2021

376

Forty plus year old quarterbacks-next thing you know there'll be running backs in their mid-to-late 30's playing! [Frank Gore swings his cane futilely in my general direction] Right, right. Anyway... TO THE GAME! Bucs/Saints: -The math monkeys locked in my basement inform me that the Saints' odds of beating the Bucs for a

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 17, 2021January 17, 2021

412

Twas a lovely feel good moment for a fan base that has been kicked in the nads so often for the last quarter century and beyond, really. And to do it against the team that has grinded their hopes down into an ashy paste under their jackboots won't soon be

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 16, 2021January 16, 2021

339

Is that guy and his makeup team still around? He made some pretty penny for a while there. TO THE GAME! Ravens/Bills: -Apparently New York State isn't allowing bars and restaurants to open for the game. So, you may want to mumble a prayer for Aunt Mabel's kitchen table. -What with rb Moss out

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 16, 2021January 16, 2021

259

A ton of folks out and about on the 'nets are saying that Green Bay (favoUred by 6.5) are going to walk away with this one but I'm not so sure. Yes, weather, but it's not as though the Rams are going to air it out, right? And if weather

• OH WE GON DRANK
• Open Threads
• scotch

scotchnaut - January 10, 2021January 10, 2021

435

Didn't these squadoos just partake of one another a week ago? Anyway, should you wish to know just how badly Cleveland is screwed going into this tilt, read below. TO THE GAME! Browns/Steelers: -I still can't wrap the old bean around the fact that Cleveland is 11-5 and not 8-8 or so and