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Boots on the Ground – Sharkbait’s New York Adventures

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Sharkbait - November 21, 2018November 20, 2018
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Part 1: A Friends Affair I try to make it down to New York every year for a hockey game. Mrs. Sharkbait and I started discussing the idea of packaging a Giants game in the same weekend. We decided it wasn’t right that I’ve been to a Giants game and she

Commentist Beer Barrel – “tWBS Ruins It for Everybody” Edition

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 26, 2017February 26, 2017
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OK, I'm not gonna lie...I really had the best of intentions when I agreed to sit in for makeitsnow this week on the beer barrel. But dammit, I don't have a Lady Snow to keep me honest.  Thusly, I ended up staying up all night last night getting drunk (yes, for

Kommenter Beer Barrel: Coffeebeernerdness

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makeitsnowondem - August 13, 2015August 14, 2015
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I don't really drink coffee. I'll have a cup if someone offers, but having been diagnosed with ADHD at a young age, I am by this point kind of over stimulants in general. My meds worked, but they killed my appetite and my creativity and frequently my sleep, and in

Familiarity Breeds Contempt, Because We’re Idiots: A Beer Review

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makeitsnowondem - July 17, 2015
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Remember the first beer you ever had? Great. No, shut up, I don't care, we're moving on. Remember the first time you ever realized beer could be awesome, and not just a liquid designed to get alcohol into your bloodstream inefficiently enough that you could drink for a few hours before

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