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Beerguyrob - October 29, 2019October 29, 2019
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Well, let's see what transpired today: Trent Williams' rights weren't traded from the [Redacteds], so instead he chose to report, ending his holdout. NFL Network's Tom Pelissero noted that the left tackle is due $5.824 million in base salary for the rest of 2019 (plus $15,624 for each game he's

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Beerguyrob - June 13, 2016June 13, 2016
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NFL News: for those who care, here's what the Broncos Super Bowl rings look like. It's got 212 diamonds, adding up to 5.05 carats 100 on the face, because why not? Orange sapphires for the Bronco mane 56 on each side, representing the number of years (56) the Broncos have

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