So I guess we better do this. Anyway, for those of you keeping score at home, here's what we got so far. And as we last left off, the final poll didn't work. And to be honest? I have no idea why, but then again everything didn't work so maybe it
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Your 2021 Banner Championship
There's only one thing left to do, right? Well, actually, there are two things. The first: Semifinal Results35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” 18-10 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in
Banner Madness: The 2021 Penultimate Four!
Yes, and then there were four. From 52. Our region winners: BLEERGH Regional Final44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” 13-11 GAMBLOR Regional Final35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking
2021 Banner Madness: It’s the Flacco Eight!
Ever notice how the Elite Eight is spelled out and not a numeral because it's the rule of ≤10? Anyway, that would make it (what the hell are) regional finals time! Oh yeah, results: BLEERGH Region44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 52.
2021 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 2
Other half of the bracket to cover. Let's get started: In the SHAN'KHOR Region: 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” 15-9 33. “[My partner] told me
2021 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 1
Well, we're a day behind where we were hoping, but that's okay. We'll still be done by the end of the month. Regardless, we're into the rounds that actually get nicknames, and it means we move to covering greater area of bracket. We start once again in the BLEERGH Region with
2021 Banner Madness: Second Round, Day 4
And again, we finish the round with the DOINK Region. First up, first round results: 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” had a bye. 29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.” defeats 7. “The last time I
2021 Banner Madness: Second Round, Day 3
Onto the SHAN'KHOR Region's first round results: 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” had a bye. 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 10. “If you try to stop it, Marty McSorley
2021 Banner Madness: Second Round, Day 2
Once again onto the GAMBLOR Region with results and polls: 11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” defeats 12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being reminded I’m a Democrat.” 12-11 43. “I think I heard that
2021 Banner Madness: Second Round, Day 1
No more byes, since we're in the round of 32. Once again we start in the BLEERGH Region: 51. “Haha, the interesting thing is now every commenter has hobo blood lust and will have to fulfill it on their own.” had a bye. 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has
2021 Banner Madness: First Round, Day 4
Why Banner Madness? Because I go mad doing all the polls or something, let's go with that. Anyway, onto the fourth and final region, the DOINK. 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” vs. -BYE- 7. “The last time I saw someone get this excited about a baby nut, the
2021 Banner Madness: First Round, Day 3
Day 3 takes us to the other side of the bracket and the SHAN'KHOR Region. Why is it an H and not a L? Well, potential sectarian violence aside, original spelling has an H, not an L, so I'm going with that as DFO deity canon. Will I get crucified