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[DFO] Theogyny: The Feast of the Suspension

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 30, 2016June 30, 2016
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[1] Lo, and once every summer, Venus and Jupiter and Rigel III shall come into alignment, [2] an obscure and ancient bell shall toll within in NFL Headquarters, and the Watcher of The Seals [3] shall be shuffleth out of his office with an antiquated boombox bigger than he. [D]

In The Beginning

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SonOfSpam - October 21, 2015October 21, 2015
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So, if I remember right from eight years of parochial school, in the beginning God made (in no particular order) heaven, earth, man, seas, sky, light, animals, fishes, and Higgs boson particles. It was good. Then God took a day off to watch football, which became known as the "Sabbath"

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