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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: C. L. Blood

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The Maestro - April 15, 2021April 13, 2021
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Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! The US is ripping through vaccines these days! It's been booming business at vaccine clinics across the country, and I've been seeing lineups around the block - even outside my own personal mobile clinic I've been

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yeah right - July 24, 2018July 24, 2018
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Evening folks! Hope everyone is having a lovely Tuesday. How's the weather out there? Today's forecast high for the greater Phoenix Metro area was? 116 degrees. One Hundred Sixteen Fucking degrees! Downtown LA was in the 90's and there is an extended excessive heat warning for the next 48 hours. Here on the Coast it's been

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