Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 5, 2016February 5, 2016

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Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See

makeitsnowondem - February 4, 2016March 11, 2016

Hey everyone. I'm David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being run out of the Houston Planned Parenthood. Today I'm undercover at what we believe to be a large and hitherto unknown Planned Parenthood facility that's home to

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - October 16, 2015October 15, 2015

So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to figure out who sucks worse, Aaron Rodgers gets to continue his reign of terror against a Chargers team that got gut-punched by Le'Veon Bell on Monday...

Panthers at the Bye

Bye Week Updates

King Hippo - October 6, 2015October 6, 2015

You just know that PK had the article all drafted, about how much of a mistake it was to give Cam Newton all that guaranteed money. How he'd obviously go "soft" without the contract to play for. Welllll...WOMP WOMP Superman is indeed Superman after all. 4-0 even mostly

2015 Carolina Panthers – Watch Cam Run For His Life (Redux)

Team Previews

King Hippo - September 7, 2015September 6, 2015

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I grew up in Charlotte, and though it's too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when my hometown landed an NFL franchise. Even if it cheesily had to be named "Carolina" to appease team owner/Missouri Compromise enthusiast Jerry Richardson - make no