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Zero Expectations – 2020 Black Panthers Preview
The notable carryovers from last year’s Black Panthers are Christian McCaffrey and their motto: “Keep pounding”—incidentally, tWBS’s mission statement regarding female service staff across…
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Your “Everything’s About Charlotte These Days” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL is saying the virtual period for offseason work will extend until June 26. Teams can decide whether to end their…
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Your “What Goes Up…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The League & the union are discussing shortening the preseason. They would drop from four games to two – keeping Weeks 3…
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Your “I’m Not Wrong….Yet” Carolina Panthers Bye Week
I’m perfectly willing to admit it when I’m wrong. I’m wrong a lot. But so far, I don’t have to. Back in the pre-season…
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Black Panthers at the 2018 Bye
What can one really say after three weeks? I thought we might see a pretty ordinary bunch of Charlatans, and they have pretty much…held…
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A New Day on the Plantation (2018 Black Panthers Preview)
Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as “Mistuh” with a Yinzer who made fun of…
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2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview
Or should that be “2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview”? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season…
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The Carolina Panthers Bye Week Special
And by “special”, I do mean “short bus” special. Let’s get this straight right now, I am not a Panthers’ fan. So I really…
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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…
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Semi-Sober Big L Preview (and More Importantly, Original Art Showcase)
Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts…the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively “white hat” teams face off for the Lombardi, and it’s…