Zero Expectations – 2020 Black Panthers Preview

The notable carryovers from last year's Black Panthers are Christian McCaffrey and their motto: “Keep pounding”—incidentally, tWBS’s mission statement regarding female service staff across North America. / pours out hand sanitizer for Seamus // puts sanitizer in hand, deep inhale Duly deluded about the NFL season starting in September, let’s talk Carolina fitbaw. Last

Black Panthers at the 2018 Bye

What can one really say after three weeks?  I thought we might see a pretty ordinary bunch of Charlatans, and they have pretty much...held serve.  A dull home win over the Cowpokes, followed by a road loss inside Megatron's Butthole (ewwwww), capped by a fairly decent home win against the

2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview

Or should that be "2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview"? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season table, an NFC Championship and a (disappointing) Superb Owl appearance, are the Panthers going to suck again this year? Yes.  Yes they are.  And here's why... - 2015 Carolina Panthers -