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Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly
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Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See
Hey everyone. I’m David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to…
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Panthers at the Bye
You just know that PK had the article all drafted, about how much of a mistake it was to give Cam Newton all that…
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2015 Carolina Panthers – Watch Cam Run For His Life (Redux)
I grew up in Charlotte, and though it’s too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when…