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Low Commander asked me to tell you about my prediction for who will win Super Bowl L. He appeared inside my dream to save me from Nightman, so I am happy to help. I don’t want to listen to Dennis cry after my cousin, Potato Chip, was fired from the Eagles.
Frank says Broncos (Brawn-kos) are horses. Horses are big, carry people and run fast. They also poop. But I love the sound of their shoes. The Horses quarterback has a big, scary forehead and looks like a McPoyle without an eyebrow.
The other team are Panthers (Pant-tears), who are big cats. Cats are smart, loud and eat rats, so they are my best friends. They also poop. Big cats will eat horses and win the football.
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