That's right, baby. Ain't nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he's the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get kicked out of fucking Clemson yet be 10 times smarter than functional illiterate Paxton Lynch. Anyway, here's the delightful Brandon Perna to take you through Swag
I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO! taking on yeah right's Vikings (9:00 EST, NFLN). New "thank Christ he's not Trevor Siemian" QB Case Keenum was unceremoniously cast aside (after a career year
This will serve as your 2017 Denver Broncos preview. Much has changed, whilst much has stayed the same.
First and foremost, the unequivocally positive change, as history's most grievous injustice has been righted. Terrell Davis (as pictured) is now a member of pro footy's Hall of Fame! Words cannot describe how
Like, literally. And Mile High Sanchize ain't comin' through that door, he's fat, dumb, and happy as the Future NFC Champion Dallas Cowboys' backup clipboard holder.
The OL is, indeed, a fatal flaw. RT play has been the absolute bottom of the barrel, and LG not much better.
Whom amongst us isn't tired of the Broncos? And a resurgence in Oakland? Come on Universe!!!!!!
/ducks rotten tomato hurled by Hippo
//nailed by rotten egg hurled by RTD
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, I get it. This is a marquee matchup which very well could decide the AFC West outright before is all
Yes, it is my great pride and privilege to recap your 2017, DEFENDING SUPERB OWL L CHAMPION (nevar gets old saying that) Denver Broncos. If there has ever been a more extreme case of "playing with house money," it escapes my feeble, aged mind.
Let's recap, shall we. The 2016 Donks
Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts...the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively "white hat" teams face off for the Lombardi, and it's the two teams I previewed way back in the dog days of summer. At the time, I predicted my Donks would make it to
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Hey everyone. I'm David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being run out of the Houston Planned Parenthood. Today I'm undercover at what we believe to be a large and hitherto unknown Planned Parenthood facility that's home to
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday's family gatherings and today's moronic Black Friday deals! Anyways, enough shoehorning topical #content into the intro. We need to talk essentials here. My takeaways from yesterday's matchups:
Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don't actually know, as I didn't get a chance to watch - I was busy being a good son and picking up my parents from the airport after a three-week vacation to Australia. Regardless, was nice to
In his 68th year upon the Earth, Harold Wade Phillips can stand tall and look down upon his vanquished enemies. How d'ya like me now, bitch? Indeed.
Throughout his coaching career, the schlubby "Son of Bum" has been oft, and somewhat unfairly, called "son of somethin' else" as each