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There’s Safety In Safeties: Your Seattle Team Preview For 2020

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 20, 2020August 19, 2020
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Cookiethulhu here! It seems as if Beastmode Ate My Baby was supposed to do this year’s preview of the Seattle football team, but he decided to bugger off for parts unknown instead. Quite rude, I must say. So with the assignment pending, I offered to step in and write it up

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 51)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 14, 2016October 13, 2016
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The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse. A meeting is in progress. In attendance are Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, Ballsofsteelandfury, WCS, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Sill Bimmons, Doktor Zymm and Cookiethulhu. They're sitting at a wooden table. It has the club logo in it. It's pretty cool. Hey, remember when

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