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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Swedish Meatballs!

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yeah right - August 14, 2022August 13, 2022
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Hello hello everyone! Look at us. We're right in the middle of the NFL preseason and have been given the full slate-o-shit games for our viewing entertainment. In fact, later today my own team - well the players trying to make special teams and the practice squad - will be in Las

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Pork Tenderloin and the many things to do with it.

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yeah right - July 17, 2022July 15, 2022
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Hello everyone! Welcome back to another edition of Sunday Gravy. Good to have everyone here. Sorry about the absence last week. Many thanks to Litre Cola for filling the Sunday Morning void. Work has been reasonably stupid lately. For those who don't know I recently started managing a second department at work in

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Smothered Steak from a non-Southern Southern Boy

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yeah right - May 5, 2019May 4, 2019
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Good morning everyone! Glad to have you here. We've got some fun stuff for you today. I'm going back to my Southern style and continuing yet again with the homemade bread shit. I've gained such confidence with my bread dough that there's not even a ripple of trepidation when it comes to

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Cevapcici! We’re going Balkan Crazy!

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yeah right - April 21, 2019April 20, 2019
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Good morning all! Happy Easter to those who observe, Happy Passover to those who observe and Happy Zombie Jesus and All Heathen's Feast Day to the rest of us. That doesn't mean we're doing an Easter dinner Sunday Gravy today. Remember the one week delay rule? If you want to drool over an Easter dinner

Back in the Barrel With Ya

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 26, 2017May 26, 2017
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Our esteemed alot of beer is out doing life things that may or may not be more important than reviewing beer for imaginary internet friends, so you're stuck with substitute teachers for the next few Beer Barrels. First sub up: ME! Last time I filled in for this column I wasn't

Commentist Beer Barrel: Nobody Likes a Dry Barrel

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 14, 2016March 14, 2016
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Coming on the heels of SonOfSpam doing a great job filling in for our resident Cicerone, make it snow, you were probably all looking forward to getting back to your regularly scheduled programming. Unfortunately, make it snow is locked in the trunk of my car unavailable to share another review

Not a Natural Swordsman?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - June 29, 2015June 29, 2015
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Learned some new tricks... A video posted by Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) on Jun 28, 2015 at 2:35pm PDT I was under the impression that Aaron Rodgers handled swords much more proficiently than this.

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