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Beerguyrob - September 3, 2020September 3, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: One week 'til kickoff! It's always 420 at practice - Josh Gordon is back with the Seahawks. The Seahawks signed him to a one-year deal, with a base salary of $1 million plus incentives. They just need to wait on Roger to reinstate him. This shuts the door

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The Maestro - July 9, 2017July 9, 2017
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Man, I'll never forget you, vodkamanrick, or gindudebill, or whatever your name was... As it turns out, it's tough slogging when the rest of us have to pull extra duty in the content mines to make up for your GLOREE BOY vacation time. So... a theme for this evening... well as

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