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Opening the Season with Grace

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blaxabbath - September 9, 2016September 9, 2016
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Winning With Grace

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blaxabbath - February 8, 2016
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Losing With Grace

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blaxabbath - January 25, 2016January 25, 2016
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Your Official Game Day Fan Apparel Hierarchy Thread

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blaxabbath - October 5, 2015October 3, 2015
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I enjoy being a fan. Basically, it boils down to an excuse to really get excited about something without having to apologize for yelling or simply, for a shut in like myself, an opportunity to be a part of a social group. While I cheer, take a minimal vested emotional interest in

Great Moments in Preseason Fan History

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blaxabbath - September 8, 2015September 7, 2015
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Whereas the conventional sports media is getting ready to boost the nitro and accelerate into the NFL season, the #realfans at [DFO] are not so quick to forget the value of the preseason. Oh sure, they're glorified practices with the bulk of the snaps taken by players who will spend

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