Opening the Season with Grace

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Broncos fans want “their” Caucasoid fullback to have a simpler name, preferably three to four letters.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Holy shit, I used to work for a guy named Dennis Lewis! If you threw in a little more casual racism and complaints about his family being ungrateful, you’d hit the douche on the bag!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Football would be perfect if not for all the people

Trevor Semen
Trevor Semen

Remember, the defense diving at Cam’s head WAS NOT the fault of the defense. I just want to make it clear that the defense attempting to decapitate Cam WAS NOT the fault of the defense.

Trevor Semen
Trevor Semen

But, you know, shame on Cam for flossing on the sideline.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Listen, I’m not saying that flossing isn’t a key component of good dental hygiene. I’m just saying you don’t want to get carried away.”

– Michael Strahan

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Beerguyrob

I’m shocked he didn’t bring up Cam trying to play up to BIG DENTIST with the sideline flossing.

Always trying to ingratiate himself to the Chili Brothers.

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THAT’S NOT A LEADER!

jjfozz

The flossing story is a great example of how bullshit stupid the media is – and fuck unions. (Don’t get angry with me, I have my reasons.)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Re: your last point – oh, I’ve tried, many many times, but those pesky bodyguards of hers and that STUPID JUDGE BERSTEIN NO YOU KEEP A DISTANCE OF AT LEAST 500 YARDS have made it quite difficult.

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Trevor Semen
Trevor Semen

What is the name of this person? For, uhh, research purposes

laserguru

Hear fucking HEAR!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh